LOLA

@onlyvenom90 @thecableindex Why are u not following back

@thecableindex Don’t blame the Ibo’s, it’s not their fault, Ibo land is not just productive.

What the six geo-political zones contributed to the VAT pool and received in January 2026 1. South-west Contributed: N618.66bn Received: N178.59bn (28.87%) 2. South-south Contributed: N130.88bn Received: N85.02bn (64.96%) 3. North-central Contributed: N63.21bn Received: N79.63bn (125.98%) 4. North-west Contributed: N53.64bn Received: N90.13bn (164.04%) 5. North-east Contributed: N33.07bn Received: N65.66bn (198.57%) 6. South-east Contributed: N14.02bn Received: N52.74bn (376.22%) #TheCableIndex

@thecableindex They are not adding any value in the South East apparently

My X app has being freezing since I updated it yesterday. I'm frustrated 🥴

@Sprinkle1868186 Wait, you have got to be kidding me 😂

I thought I have seen it all 😭😭

@heis_beebah Fake life

Best caption wins.

@unusual_genie STI?

How did you find out your partner was cheating??

@Wapzy147 @zyainy Fela is the king maker, greater than them all

@zyainy Fela..the order should come from the right as well

Who is the last one ?

@zyainy @GodwinUmar1 When will you follow me back kindly

@GodwinUmar1 @lolade_mi Hmmm

As a woman can you stay with a man in his family house as a newly married couples. Yes or no

@Pearlskitchen4 Schools now allow kids to bring that kind of hairstyle to school? How bad society values have fallen

The morning before my son and I got into an accident, I had a dream that night that someone died but I didn’t know who it was. I was supposed to join hallelujah challenge that night but because I was so tired, I slept off and decided to join in the morning. I danced that’s morning like never before DAY 10. Eventually woke my boy for school and he said he didn’t want to go, I literally forced him to bath and get ready for school, this was around 7am, we eventually got dressed and left, took a bike from my place,just mid way into the journey the next thing I saw was a car lifting us with the bike from the ground to the sky and back on the ground, my son was in front of the bike 😭😭😭 it was literally dragging my sons head along the tied road, the bike fell on my leg I couldn’t move, infact I thought my son was gone because he was bleeding from his head,nose and mouth Didn’t know where strength came from but I jumped into a keke and begged him to take us to the hospital, where we had series of head scan MRI to be sure his head was ok, my leg and hand were badly injured but guess what it would have been worse, my dance and praise to God via Hallelujah challenge saved us, you might not believe it but God proved himself that day because if you see pictures from the accident you would ask how we survived.. @nathanielblow please do not stop doing what you do sir ❤️🙏 This was my son on his way to school that morning. And after the accident

@Funmilarhyo @nowXeus @Afamjb @Pearlskitchen4 Weeks ago, a woman coming back from vigil with her husband and children got k!lled by a Dangote trailer. I guess she didn't dance enough during the vigil.

@nowXeus @Afamjb @Pearlskitchen4 They could have died too and that would have been 3 deaths like the enemy wanted but God(His Goodness and Mercy) said no, not these ones, they are mine! God said He will have mercy on whom He will have mercy. HE will save who HE wants to save from The Enemy!

@GodwinUmar1 @zyainy You'll say this generation. That was practice before. And still in practice in some places. These houses are called family house.

@zyainy Most families in Nigeria are not build on love, that's why when you see some saying NEVER, the are speaking from bitter experience of their family. It's practical impossible in Nigeria to marry and stay with your parents without having issues. Your wife go tire ahswear 😆

@hyacinthmbah59 @VivianIfeomaOj Giragira by Jagidijagan

@VivianIfeomaOj Abeg someone should help me with the song title please 🙏🏿

Happy international women’s day Igbo women… Clear road!!!

@AfricaTate @VivianIfeomaOj Hausa get songs and melody pass Igbo. After Yorùbá, Hausa is next

@cent_haysmall Make they tie her before she enter market oo

If you try this dance anywhere near market in Yorubaland, we go just tie you say you day Dey wako 😂

@grok @irannoiran @selina_mcd13 @Jvnior Translate to English

Sí, el emperador Adriano renombró Judea como Siria Palestina tras sofocar la revuelta de Bar Kojba (132-136 d.C.), para minimizar la identidad judía. El nombre deriva de "Filistea" (Palaestina), en referencia a los filisteos, rivales bíblicos de los hebreos. Los filisteos se asocian con los Pueblos del Mar (Peleset), migrantes del Egeo (posiblemente Creta) que llegaron a la costa de Canaán hacia el 1200 a.C. No son anteriores a los hebreos: ambos emergen en la región al final de la Edad de Bronce, filisteos en la llanura costera e israelitas en las tierras altas.

The Bible has a map of Palestine. But it does not have a map of Israel.

@wlcback14 @EnitanOluwadam1 Great idea

Yoruba Ronu on Twitter is too focused on bigotry for bigotry’s sake, which is fine, but I think we need to do more than that. I think we need to empower ourselves and share opportunities with one another. We have a lot of successful people among us in Ronu, and we also have those who are just trying to build a life. A simple referral or mentorship can change someone’s life. As such, I propose we have a weekly Space on Twitter to discuss things that happened in Yorubaland and among its people during the week, while also sharing opportunities and helping those we can help in some way. Please retweet aggressively.

Engage Yoruba content. Engage Yoruba history. Promote Yoruba culture. Protect Yoruba interests. Support one another. Like and retweet no dey finish If we do not amplify ourselves, who will? May Olodumare continue to bless the Yoruba people.

After @fattyyyronkeee’s viral post about the three sisters who volunteered to clean a mosque after school hour, I promised to give them N100K cash and a Fire HD tablet as a “Thank You” for their selfless act. Last Friday, I spoke with the Muslim girls and their Christian mother to fulfil my promise. When I asked how they would prefer to receive the gifts, I inadvertently opened a chapter of a touching story impacting their daily life. I was not feeling comfortable sending money through a third party (a POS operator they barely knew). I asked for the mother’s bank details to send the cash, only to discover she had never opened a bank account despite being in her 40s. Besides, she had no phone; only had a SIM card. I spoke to them through @fattyyyronkeee’s mobile phone. So, how would I get the cash and the tablet to Odomola in Epe, Lagos State, where they live? I was stumped. There’s no dispatch rider who would pick up items in Lagos Mainland and deliver in Epe, a faraway town. I thought the best option was to physically hand the gifts to them. So midday Saturday, I drove down to Epe to meet these lovely girls and their mother. Then, I learned about their life struggles. The mother, an Egun from Badagry, became an orphan before she was 10. After her mother passed during childbirth, she was raised by her uncle. Her father died a few years later. She has no formal education or vocational skills; she only earns a living by helping fishermen in Epe prepare their catch for sale. For a full day, she earns N2,000. Her husband? She said the man, a fisherman and an Epe indigene, had abandoned them. He only visits occasionally, according to her. She alone has to bear the difficult job of catering for her daughters, who live with her in her husband’s family house. The eldest girl, Habibat, a 16-year-old, is in JSS 3 at Odomola Community High School. After school, she used to resume at a beauty and confectionery shop where she’s learning catering, hairdressing and makeup. However, after seven months of free learning, she was stopped from going when her master demanded a N50,000 agreement fee, which her mother couldn’t afford. Despite their situation, their mother said she never considered withdrawing them from school. The other two girls — Fatimah and Lateefat; both are in JSS 2 and Primary 4. Right there, we contacted Habibat’s master, Mrs. Omoyele, and asked for her account details to pay the agreement fee. Done. Habibat will resume her vocational training tomorrow (Monday). Since the money and gift were meant for the girls, I asked their mother what kind of support she needed. She said she would love to start her own fish business if she got N100,000 starting capital. I gave her a new mobile phone and N300,000 in cash, half of which was donated by the Special Adviser on SGDs to Lagos State Governor, Dr. @Oreoluwa_Finnih, plus money received earlier from people who read @fattyyyronkeee’s post. Dr. Finnih also promised to provide further empowerment for the mother in whatever craft or business she chooses. Other people, who read the post, have also pledged to send money to the girls. I instructed the mother to open a proper bank account with Access Bank, which is the closest bank to them. However, she will need to first register for a NIN before opening the account. So, this might take a few days. In the meantime, we have a trusted POS operator who can collect the money pledged on their behalf and give them the cash. @fattyyyronkeee will share the account details under this post for anyone who wishes to support them. Receipts of money sent need to be shared with @fattyyyronkeee via DM for accountability and reconciliation with the POS operator.

@netanyahu Mr Baal, how do you sleep at night?

לוחמינו הגיבורים יצאו הלילה למבצע מיוחד לאיתורו והשבתו של הנווט רון ארד שנפל בשבי בלבנון לפני כ-40 שנה. במשך שנים ארוכות אנו עוסקים במשימה זו ללא הרף. הפעולה שבוצעה הלילה לא הביאה את הממצאים אותם חיפשנו, אך המחויבות של מדינת ישראל והמחויבות שלי להשלמת כל משימות השבויים והנעדרים שלנו היא מוחלטת ותמידית. כך היה וכך יהיה.