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@GriftReport That man shouting should be embarrassed. He’s a grown man and getting the younger ones to act like this.

Police try to arrest two lads on mopeds/bikes but locals all gang up on the cop assaulting him and taking the bike back while the knuckle dragging cameraman eggs them on and has a go at a local who tries to help the police officer. The UK is done.

This guy called his sister to be@t up his abvsive girlfriend and the sister delivered 😭

@GBUnitedx Newcastle are not going to sell all 3 to us bro lol

By next season, I promise you that no team in England would stand toe-to-toe with Man United if we starte exactly like this. Tonali and Bruno Guimarães in the middle would make the engine room completely untouchable. Tonali offers that relentless energy and tactical discipline to protect the back four, while also being able to transition the ball forward in an instant. Then, Bruno Guimarães brings that elite ball retention and creative vision that can unlock any defense in the league. Of course we can go for Lewis Hall to replace Luke Shaw, giving us a young, dynamic presence on the left who can contribute to the attack all game long. With this, competing and winning the Premier League title is non-negotiable.❤️🤌

What is wrong with this guy?😂😂😂 Please watch all 2 minutes of this embarrassment😭😭😭

@GBUnitedx Left Wing

🚨How do you see the future of Patrick Dorgu at Manchester United? • Left Winger (LW) • Left Back (LB)

If a bully suddenly punches a quiet one, they'll immediately realize they're the one lying on the ground.

@UEF_Podcast Anderson over Baleba, Lewis Hall over Skelly. That would be a good 8.5 we still need more depth though. 4 is absolute minimum.

•Diomande £60m •Baleba £60m •Tonali £70-80m • Lewis Skelly £30m Total 🟰 £220-230m Rate this window out of 10? 🤔

@footballfunnys Beckham played 115 games for England and from memory pretty much all were on the right. He 💯 needs to go there and get Lampard in the middle.

ChatGPT has put together its ultimate XI for England... I couldn't agree more with this... 👌

@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen Get them both and Elliot Anderson then we cook.

🗣️ @JacobsBen: "With Bruno Guimaraes and Tonali, they've both been discussed by Manchester United." "With Bruno Guimaraes, there was a meeting with the player camp, but it was never true that anything was advanced or agreed, and that's still the case now." "With Sandro Tonali, I think he's higher than Bruno Guimaraes on the list, that's what I hear, but he's also very tough to get away because he'll be higher priced than Bruno Guimaraes." [@UnitedStandMUFC] #mufc

@Angle__wix Girl has good senses. She could tell something was wrong as there was a crossbow pointed at her 😂😂

They captured people to reproduce 🤯🎥🍿

@_Qt_coo That was quick work.

Found the guy that was bullying his son and knocked him out 😭😭😭

@UnitedStandMUFC Elliot Anderson would be perfect for this role. I knew he was good but when I saw him live he was really good.

🚨✍️Kobbie Mainoo is about to SIGN a NEW deal! Is Mainoo the long-term solution in Man United's midfield?🤔 #mufc

@gotrice2024 The women needs to do more exercise. It will be good for her Asthma 😂

This woman and her daughter come and knock on the door of this college house where the students get a parking spot in the driveway and the other two roommates park in the street. The woman is an asthmatic and claims that she always parks in a certain spot and that everyone else is aware and respects it. She tells them to move the car and not to park there anymore. The student refutes it and says it’s public street parking and she has no right to claim it. Why is this woman arguing with them when she can call the city and ask to designate a handicap spot for her, is she being out of line?

🚨 Tonali & Anderson TRANSFER Blow! Carrick WILCOX's Manager Pick! We're LIVE! buff.ly/zTB1x4A

@ICE_E001 @UnitedStandMUFC Imagine that!

@UnitedStandMUFC We should get bruno, tonali and Anderson

🚨 THREE Midfield Signings? NO Manager Talks! We're LIVE - buff.ly/0j22h11

@UnitedStandMUFC This is so true, we’re so short if we want to compete in more competitions next year. Big summer is needed for sure!

"I’m not worried about the QUALITY of signings this summer… I’m worried we won’t cover EVERYTHING we need"😬🔴 👇 Drop your TOP 5 positions United MUST sign this summer!

@utdshows B

🚨Choose the perfect midfield for next season at Man United: A) Baleba, Bruno, Tonali B) Guimaraes, Bruno, Anderson C) Baleba, Bruno, Anderson D) Guimaraes, Bruno, Tonali Which one are you picking…..𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚

@Thebestfigen Women = overreaction, man = right reaction

Milk spills on the floor. How a woman and a man handles it.

@bethTmufc I was at the game today he was class. All over the play and always getting a foot in.

Anderson just gets everywhere doesn’t he? He’d be so perfect for us.

@UtdForever7 I just watched them play against forest and I wouldn’t take any Spurs player 😂😂

🚨If Tottenham Hotspur go down, players I’ll take: • Dejan Kulusevski • Dominic Solanke • Archie Gray • Pedro Porro What about you? 👇💬 #MUFC