Lord Lemon

@CollinRugg Hang him idc

NEW: Tourist who threw a rock at a seal in Hawaii because he was "rich" enough to pay any fines has been arrested by federal agents. Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk, 38, was arrested for throwing a massive rock at Lani the seal. Lytvynchuk was beaten by locals after throwing the rock and has now been taken into custody. Lani is just one of 1,600 monk seals left. According to the complaint, when a witness confronted Lytvynchuk, he said: "He did not care and was 'rich' enough to pay any fine." "Lani is a reminder that humanity and the instinct to protect what is vulnerable are still values people can unite around," said Maui Mayor Richard Bissen. Lytvynchuk is facing a fine of up to $50,000 under the Endangered Species Act as well as another fine of up to $20,000 under the Marine Mammal Protection Act. Despite being "rich," money may not buy Lytvynchuk out of all his problems, as he faces up to a year in prison.

@SilverGalt @elaifresh To get off weed you just stop smoking it, not hard

@elaifresh It may be addictive but it's nowhere near as hard to get off of as nicotine, alcohol, marijuana, and other harder stuff.

It’s pretty crazy that they sell extremely addictive mystery drugs at the gas station and that DHS secretary Markwayne Mullin owns a stake in the company that makes them

How exactly is Israel our greatest ally? Specifically, what have they done to earn that title? Israel has not deployed troops alongside US forces in any conflict since its founding in 1948. Israel is by far the single largest recipient of American foreign aid in our history. Adjusting for inflation, US aid to Israel from 1951 to 2022 totaled $317.9 billion, making it the largest recipient of American foreign aid since World War II. Why don't we worry about fixing problems for everyday Americans instead of paving their streets with American tax dollars?

Remember Karmelo Anthony, the black kid that stabbed the high school football player in Texas because it was raining outside and he was feeling disrespekted when asked to leave the tent he wasn't supposed to be in? Bail cut down to a quarter of the original amount, released, and attending college. Trial starts in June. How will that go? Decarlos Brown, stabbed Iryna Zarutska for no reason at all? Ruled mentally incompetent. State charges dropped. Federal charges remain but a mental competency hearing in June may eliminate those. Murder is okay when you're black. Self-defence is illegal when you're white.

@hisbelovedsleep “So a welder should make-“ “NO NO NO THEYRE EVIL REPUBLICANS!!”

leftists pretend to respect these jobs until they find out an anonymous right wing twitter poster works at one of them

Incredible video, goes to show that you just can't teach other cultures certain things. You're just born into it.

@oCanucks @moolymacs A Canadian says Delaware is the south? Color me surprised

fixed it for you to explain why some people think Las Vegas is a southern team :) @moolymacs

@DudespostingWs This photographer uses a 130-year-old panoramic film camera to capture a Mexican football club, and the shots look absolutely dogshit

This photographer uses a 130-year-old panoramic film camera to capture a Mexican football club, and the shots look absolutely incredible

@redpillb0t @iluminatibot Turn your lights off to save power!!1!1!!

Remember just a couple years ago when using electricity and diesel caused climate change, now data centers use as much power as cities and its no problem

you really have to respect how brazen the kars 4 kids scam is. i mean, you cant even describe factually what they were doing without sounding like a crazed antisemitic conspiracy theorist

We will never have a decent society if there is a magic word that allows one group of people to commit violence.

@AFpost If our universities can’t stay afloat without infinity immigrants, let them die

Trump moves forward with proposal to admit 500k Chinese students, saying it will help keep universities afloat as part of negotiations with China. Follow: @AFpost

@Cernovich Defending palantir is an interesting choice, idk why I ever followed you in the first place

Palantir never censored us. I remember who did. Facebook. YouTube. Google. Twitter under the prior regime. Medium. Pretty much every big company except Substack (heroes) and Rumble. Making Palantir the boogeyman is a psyop.

Black guy murders White girl and says “got that White girl”. - Labeled too insane to stand trial - Not labeled a hate crime Chud calls man a word, the man charges at him and starts assaulting him, Chud uses self defense. - Charged with attempted murder - Labeled a hate crime

A peer-reviewed paper published last year in the journal Bioethics by two professors at Western Michigan University School of Medicine argues that it is "morally obligatory" to genetically engineer ticks to spread alpha-gal syndrome, a permanent condition that makes you violently allergic to red meat. The paper is called "Beneficial Bloodsucking." Their argument: if eating meat is morally wrong, then preventing the spread of a disease that forces people to stop eating meat is also morally wrong. Scientists should gene-edit lone star ticks to enhance their ability to carry alpha-gal syndrome and expand their range into urban environments to infect more people. They call this a "moral bioenhancer." They frame releasing genetically modified disease-carrying ticks as a "vaccination" that only "infringes" on your bodily autonomy rather than "violating" it. The distinction, apparently, is that a tick bit you instead of a government official holding you down. Alpha-gal syndrome is not mild. The CDC estimates up to 450,000 Americans are already affected. Cases have surged 100-fold in the last decade. Symptoms include anaphylaxis. There is no cure. Alpha-gal cases are exploding across the United States. The lone star tick's range is expanding far beyond its historical territory. And two academics at a medical school published a paper arguing this is a good thing that should be accelerated. At what point do we stop treating papers like this as fringe academic exercises and start asking whether anyone is already acting on them?

@MIbeertaster @PGATUOR @StripeFG Does he do beer leagues

@PGATUOR @StripeFG How about overlay that map with a Bigfoot sightings map.

Every golf course in the country 👀 What stands out to you? (Via @StripeFG)

@rawdogmillionar @ConnorNoro @House2077i And you’re his descendent, which makes you…

@ConnorNoro @House2077i My grandpa loved chess, it’s not haram He’s just a turd worlder who needs to be shot out of a cannon

Imagine your religion being so ass that just seeing chess makes you this scared

A 19-year-old White girl in Charlotte NC was TIED TO A BED and TORTURED FOR MONTHS, r*ped, and m*rdered by a Black man. ZERO coverage from: -NYTimes -CNN -WaPo -MSNBC -NPR -USA Today -Reuters -Axios -ABC -PBS EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. COVERED. GEORGE. FLOYD. DO YOU GET IT YET?!!!!

@okiepatriot_76 I love lake heron and the state of Illinoise

This is actually pretty wild. Man plans to take a boat from Michigan to Oklahoma in a few months. He’s apparently going to broadcast the entire 14 day trip. I didn’t even realize this was possible