hexteria 🐀

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

On this day in 1777, the first American ice cream advertisement was published in New York. #Bears RB Kyle Monangai has probably had ice cream at some point in his life.

I would probably not even eat that because there is scorpions

Me removing OK Computer from my top 10 albums after hearing my 11th album

My son: (typing) White people be respawning at Panera bread Me: Aww look honey!! His first tweet (,: Son: Chinese peop Me: *quickly grabs phone*

Ate the leg of a small child earlier :P

A random MNF game in the middle of October would go fucking crazy right now

There’s this cult in Russia who believe there’s one guy meditating alone in a hut in the woods 24/7 to make the world as bad as he possibly can because he believes if it gets bad enough God will be forced to talk to him.

Welcome to the NaberHood 🏠

white people when they're doing lsd and playing terraria with their mom but the 1/10000 chance for withered foxy jumpscare mod goes off and she dies from a drug induced seizure

(helpfully) The show is called that because those ladies have “sexened the city.”

What’s a dentist’s favorite time? 4:20! #TheWeedDentist

I saw a man bleed out on Toad's Turnpike

primal kyogre just slapped the absolute piss out of me with his massive fin

primal groudon just ripped all four of my limbs off simultaneously

If kamala Harris in 2011 she say fus ro dah to Donald trump

you ever talk to someone and just know their highest stat would be special defense

Jeopardy: It's time for final Jeopardy Also Jeopardy: See you next time on Jeopardy

spaste the toon for The creaned dpoon ice 😭