paul thompson

At 17 you can Have consensual sex Have a kid Drive a car Work a job Vote Donate blood Join the army BUT you CANNOT watch YouTube after your allocated government bedtime lmao

Have you ever seen someone get so excited about banning kids from using YouTube? He's actually giddy with glee Complete sociopath

🚨Labour confirms ID requirement at device level - VPNs useless.🚨 By forcing Apple and Google to verify age at the device level during phone setup… Keir Starmer’s government isn’t protecting kids — it’s building a surveillance infrastructure. The OS itself will restrict platforms like TikTok, Instagram and X, making VPNs largely useless because the block happens before any traffic leaves your phone. 🚨Once every device carries a verified age profile, authorities gain an easy route to identify users through legal requests to tech firms. This is digital ID by the back door, sold as child safety. Classic Labour: expand state control first, ask questions later.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

Farage says Starmer’s social media ban ‘is well-intentioned’. We disagree. It is not well-intentioned. It is sinister.

@TheJoeySwoll What a shocker, she's an online prostitute

So just because he's older he can't go out and have fun? He’s literally just minding his own business and you do this to try and embarrass him for it? Shame on you. You too will be older one day and I hope by then you learn the difference between "their" and “there”.

@AmiriKing Fake and retarded

A fat black woman accuses a locksmith of stealing her money and calls 911. Turns out (wait for it) her ‘baby daddy’ took the money. Zero logic, reasoning, or impulse control. Hilarious.

@solexfresh599 Fake and retarded

Corrupt cops tackle a nobody,,,, until his one phone call destroys their careers 😎.

We Need To Talk About The Violence In That Wolverine Reveal kotaku.com/wolverine-trai…

What will Hasan Piker be remembered for?

@RodSpode2 @UKLabour

.@UKLabour JUDGE ANTHONY RUSSELL KC. Has given at least 6 non-sentences to convicted paedophiles. Strip him of his position and jail!

@sharrond62 Lorena Bobbot had one; for a little while, then she threw it out of a car window

No a woman cannot have a penis!

@uBeaYork Thick thighs save lives

Are you a fan of thick thighs?

Giannis has all of that money and uses a Google pixel I cant 😭

We already have a gay Prime Minister.

From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! 🤢

It’s important that we reflect and respond to these results - we haven’t done enough to offer people hope for the future. In the coming days I’ll be setting out the path ahead.

@Keir_Starmer This video is gayer than anything you did with the Ukrainian rent boys

Together, we will build a stronger and fairer Britain.

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown We were hoping he was there to help you pack

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

@AngelaRayner We can't trust you to pay your taxes, you cunt

You can’t trust Reform UK with our NHS. Nigel Farage would make working people like you pay the price to access the healthcare you and your family need. Vote Labour May 7 to protect the NHS – and make sure it’s there for all of us. 🌹