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@Rap It’s some suicidal music

RATE DRAKE'S 'HABIBTI' 1-10‼️👀

@30GotNext Habibti is the music you listen to when your girl breaks up with you

He’s legit 6/6 on Habibti dawg Loe Shimmy snapped 😭😭😭

@Joshua__DM Isn’t this the one in Gaithersburg

It’s objectively hilarious that Cardi B is spending a single second in Burtonsville, Maryland.

@MurrayHillGuy1 If you work from 7pm to 7am it’s normal to wake up past 1pm?

What time you wake up says a lot about you 3am — hopefully waking up from your hinge dates bed and leaving 4am — blue collar dude already 2 coffees deep 5am — locked in workout psychopath or 75 years old 6am — marathon runner or recently heartbroken 7am — normal productive human getting his day started 8am — remote worker logging on from bed 9am — lazy individual in a dead end job 10am — freelancer (jobless), Mamdani supporter 11am — the “influencer” who posts “good morning” during lunch rush 12pm — graveyard shift grinder or insanely unemployed 1pm+ — genuinely concerning and need to get your life together

@TheTennisLetter Gay as hell 😂😂😂😂😂

Carlos Alcaraz behind the scenes for his Vanity Fair shoot. 🎥

@CasualMMAinc Ehh I don’t mind movsar but the rest can go

6 down

@sneako @SStricklandMMA Damn 😂😂😂😂😂

Congratulations @SStricklandMMA and classy post fight speech. Impressive striking and takedown defense.

@iDatDudeFr @Home_of_Fight @JakeNoecker Pretty sure he fought in the war this is all just fun for him 😂

@Home_of_Fight @JakeNoecker This guy seems so genuine and down to earth. I’m a FAN now

😁🍬 Yaroslav Amasov makes the media room wait to ask questions as he has sugar for the first time in three months. (via @JakeNoecker / @Home_of_Fight)

@DKSportsbook @6illehz You don’t give bonus bets either bro

@6illehz Tough scene.

Got my bonus bets from Fanduel due to the outage 🙏🏻

@PickensBurgh You aren’t a patriot if you do this

OKC Twitter, I’m home. #ThunderUp

@TateTheTalisman @KChimaev Don’t think they will do a handshake, Tristan.

Respect to both men but I think @KChimaev takes it. Hoping to see a handshake when all is said and done.

@FanDuel_Support Taking my talents elsewhere

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@jimmyxgreek Probably me holding a maestrelli +2.5 games ticket

was there a worse bet on the bored today then ethan quinn?

@unforgivaball Probably the best tweet I’ll see all day

Hurkacz walks like he got peanut butter in his anus.

@ufc @AlexPereiraUFC @Yankees Holdup he’s the same size as Aaron Boone

Chama takeover in the Bronx 👊 @AlexPereiraUFC met up with the @Yankees to throw out tonight’s first pitch!

@WearyPicks Erm

Cubs ML/ Thunder -14.5 are the only bets you should take tonight. Thank me later ❤️ What are you boys on today?? Please tell me you didn’t take the Cavs today.

@MMAJOEYC Why u thinking about that brother

The only thing soft was Sean Strickland’s dad’s dick after he was done with him

@pavyg Pedo

Let's goooo!!!!

@pavyg Do you just tweet about sinner everyday

2 years ago today, Jannik Sinner was facing an ITIA investigation for failing 2 drug tests. He didn't tell the media he had failed the drug tests but told media in Rome that he had a hip injury that could force him out of playing for a very long time. Make of that what you will.

@1994ttv @345warzo46 @arielhelwani Steph curry made 59 million dollars this year

@lorfade @345warzo46 @arielhelwani So your best athletes are fggts who play goy ball games

“Strickland is the last hope. He is the last line of defense between the martial arts community and having to watch Chimaev for the next period of time. I remember warning the UFC...the Russians are coming... Unless you want a whole bunch of guys coming in with beards and no mustaches, taking all your belts away, the only way to stop them is to not give them the opportunity. I can tell you, this culture is a different level of toughness, and Strickland really is our last line of defense. If Chimaev penetrates Sean Strickland, you better get used to the Chimaev era, because it’s not going anywhere anytime soon.” - @ChaelSonnen