Lori Madson

@SebastianComedy @nbcsnl I was wondering the same thing

I’ve been on SNL twice now, which sounds impressive until I tell you neither time was as the host. At this point, Harry and Marcello have logged more rehearsal time as me than I have. Both of them were hilarious and absolutely nailed it. Maybe the third time I come in and do it myself.

@Variety If you let him smoke the whole show he’ll come, but I don’t think that would go over well with the audience. I think best Supporting Actor is at the beginning of the show. @TheAcademy please think about it. 90% of the viewers want it!

Sean Penn likely won’t be attending the #Oscars ceremony this year. This possibility is a blow to history and to the cause of good TV. Read the full column: wp.me/pc8uak-1lH01S

@PuppiesIover Graham Cracker

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@buitengebieden Moe

What would you name this dog? 😅

@DannyMullenfts Are people forgetting that Adam Carolla was the co-creator and cohost of that show too?

Trolling Jimmy Kimmel protestors 😂

@BreannaMorello Yeah, and that’s @adamcarolla standing right next to him. Should he be cancelled?

It’s kind of strange how the left didn’t cancel Jimmy Kimmel sooner. It’s almost like they live by two separate set of rules…

@HARLANDHIGHWAY Ticket procured. See you in Seattle 👍🏼

Announcing the 2026 COMZILLA TOUR 🔥 Tickets on sale this Friday. Presale on Wednesday with code Harlarious. See you there.

@danacarvey Was the cone mashed potatoes? Also I wish you could have squeaked a “Come and get some” in there 😉

Me as Biden with Maya and Andy - can’t see if I am holding an ice cream cone!

@kathygriffin As one childless dog lady to another, I think you got hacked

I am never fighting to have a woman on my team of representatives again. Ugh, woman on feminist crime is such a bummer. Will it get better under Kamala or will these types of shitty women just get worse because they’re so fucking triggered?

Police were called to an 'immersive' Willy Wonka Experience after families showed up to an 'empty warehouse' The event reportedly charged $40 for entry, advertised with AI art, and said it would be a 'journey filled with wondrous creations and enchanting surprises at every turn' “Kids were all dressed up and crying waiting for what they thought was going to be a magical experience"

@spudgoodmanshow Classic

@PapiTrumpo Let me guess. This is in Florida?

@bestfoodalex @blaireerskine She said fingering potatoes 🥔 ☝️

@blaireerskine Up up up Drinking Gatorade Eating fingerling potatoes

My husband had diarrhea all the way through the plane on the way to Barcelona

@coledelbyck Is the dude in the hat Brad Pitt?

this photo from kristen bell’s dinner party gets increasingly WTF as you go down the table

@Jula483 Link Neil?

what the HELL. i just finished season 4 of "you" and immediately went to look up penn badgley's instagram and tiktok and one of the tiktok's from his podcast used a sound with someone's very familiar voice 😃

@danacarvey Come and get some 🤠

These are fake teeth - when I wear them I become another person.

@JinkxMonsoon I knew you were special when I contributed to your doc “Drag Becomes Him” back in 2015. So happy for your continued success ❤️🌹

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@danacarvey Great song. Merry Clayton, stunning

Still going

@KING5Seattle ** UPDATE** Power restored in Newcastle and Renton Highlands

@KING5Seattle ***News Flash*** Newcastle and Renton Highlands, power outage since 3am. 1,400 people affected