Lorn

Crypto was supposed to fix the broken financial system. Instead it became a chaotic version of it. Kings, casinos, hackers, and scammers. Same game. New tokens.

@libsoftiktok Trump joking about Ilhan Omar. The same woman Twitter just discovered survived World War Eleven. Funniest duo in American politics.

Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I believe she married her brother… lovely couple… darling I love you very much. Goodnight, brother. Let’s go to bed.” “Get the hell out! What a phony!” Funniest president in history 🤣🤣🤣

@coinbureau Not needed. Everyone is tired of winning.

🇺🇸 TRUMPS SAYS EVERYONE CAN BENEFIT FROM THE RISING STOCK MARKET VIA NEW UPCOMING IRA COMING 2027.

@VERYKOOLLUKEY Every exit is blocked. Money is forced to stay in the system and work for the state, not for you.

Realistically what even is there to invest in on a 5-10 year horizon? S&P at ATHs Gold near ATHs Treasury bills barely above the rate of inflation Housing market is cooked The dollar is cooked WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY

@atrupar The bar for the presidency is now "which one is the bear?" And he's proud of this.

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

@FmrRepMTG Trump's trick. Everyone notices. No one can stop it.

Trump just sent a letter to Congress saying the war in Iran is “terminated” because today marks 60 days and in order for the President to have the authority to continue, the Constitution requires a vote from Congress. But the war is not really terminated. Trump is just restarting the clock to avoid a vote from Congress that may limit his power to wage a war on Iran, and the war is absolutely not over just because there has been a ceasefire. Also, Trump is about to start military actions again very soon. It never ended. This is unconstitutional and Congress should reclaim it’s constitutional authority.

@Acyn Show must go on.

The President of the United States

@RpsAgainstTrump "Wouldn't you like to be my age?" Sir, they would not.

Trump: “I don't happen to be a senior. I'm much younger than you. Look at you old guys. Wouldn't you like to be my age? Young, vital, vibrant." (Trump turns 80 next month.)

@RpsAgainstTrump 77 million voted for this. The other 8 billion just enjoy the content for free.

77 million people voted for this deranged buffoon

Trump announces 25% tariff on EU cars. Markets: whatever. When threats become routine, they stop being threats.

US Senators can no longer bet on prediction markets. Their wives, brothers, and grandmothers can. Loophole secured. Unanimously.

@blknoiz06 Everyone's a genius on the way in. The exit is where the skillset actually shows.

all markets are crypto markets now heavily narrative + momentum driven & overshoot realistic valuations, ability to discern when new ideas are becoming popular & allocate accordingly is a very useful skillset much easier to close the knowledge gap w/ LLMs & the TA is the same

Polymarket hired Chainalysis to catch insider traders. How convenient. Consistent profits over time? Congrats. You're now a suspect. Decentralized. Anonymous. Sure.

@MerlijnTrader Sanctioned Russia to protect the dollar. Russia removed the dollar from European energy. The sanctions worked perfectly.

MASSIVE: 🇷🇺🇪🇺 Russia just banned the dollar from its energy trade with Europe. All future oil and gas deals: Russian Rubles or Chinese Yuan only. No dollars. Never again. Europe sanctioned Russia to protect the dollar system. Russia just removed the dollar from European energy trade. The sanctions backfired. The petrodollar lost another pillar. The dollar is losing its grip...

@DeItaone But the winning. You should see the winning.

IRAN STRIKES HIT MAJORITY OF US MILITARY SITES IN MIDEAST A CNN investigation finds Iran and its allies have damaged at least 16 U.S. military installations across eight Middle Eastern countries, in some cases leaving facilities largely unusable. The targeted sites include key radar, communications, and aircraft systems—high-value assets that are difficult and costly to replace. One congressional aide said assessments range from “fully destroyed” to “repairable but strategically vital.” The Pentagon estimates war-related costs at up to $25 billion, with some sources placing the figure as high as $50 billion. Regional allies hosting U.S. forces have also expressed frustration over being excluded from Washington’s war planning.

@Rainmaker1973 Hide the man. Show the flag. Works every election in Europe now.

A man marching forward, blinded by a flag. It's Banksy’s new statue appeared overnight in London’s Waterloo Place.

@cryptofergani Don't worry bro. We can't. They're down 99%.

I just talked with 2 insiders at Coinbase.. The markets are about to go parabolic. DO NOT SELL YOUR COINS.

@YourAnonNews Monarchy vs Burger Monarchy. Same thing, different dress code.

Two Kings 👑

@sciencegirl A faceless suit waving a flag. Every European election campaign now.

A new Banksy sculpture has appeared overnight in central London Installed in Waterloo Place, the sculpture shows a suited man stepping forward from a plinth, his face completely hidden by a large flag

@mtgreenee Debt you never intend to repay isn't debt. It's someone else's problem. Preferably the next generation's.

Wake up America!!! This is what both parties have done. Why do you still vote for them???

@cryptorover And if you're over 40? You might not live to sell it at a profit?

KEVIN WARSH: “IF YOU’RE UNDER 40, BITCOIN IS YOUR NEW GOLD.” The first PRO-Bitcoin FED Chair 🚀