luis gonzález

-Eh wey ando triste. -Nombre ya no estés triste. -

When Ja didn’t wanna be on camera so they just switched the angles 😭

No puede ser posible que siempre se produzca un “error” al querer facturar en @Uber_MEX >> Cc: @SATMX @Profeco

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Spurs nuns blessed Luke Kornet ahead of Game 4 👀

EL STEPHEN CURRY DE TRES METROS.

lo checamos

@icey_melted That’s a good idea that

Impressive, kid kept it incredibly cool when my goat needed an ear to complain to, even leaned in a bit more towards LeBron, i bet lil man even stepped up to the plate and threw out a supportive “yeah lebron the other team is gay as hell” … keep fighting the good fight lil man.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

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The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍 This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: go.nasa.gov/4ak4Cdu

Emilio Ántun un domingo enla máñana: Un macha late plis😊y consiensia sobre el presente en este mundo sin empátia q bibe a prisa y no ve las peqeñas cosas🌈🌈🌈 A pero elsabado en la noché🌛:SIEMPIES UMANO PERO DE CEXO🐛🐛🐛🐛TODOS IMBITADOS MENOS MI BIEJA HAY PAPA🥵🥵🥵

Love turn based combat.

dzisiaj dobrzy ludzie z Bogiem w sercu kibicują tym zespołom.

In the Pitt finale they revealed baby Jane Doe’s name is Aegon Targaryen

Monterrey ⛰️🏟️ #FIFAWorldCup

Steph curry is crazy for this shot omg 🤯

Monterrey, you showed up in full force! The first show of the tour and the debut of Nothin' and Atlas live. Unforgettable.

Mi vieja: Es de madrugada ¿Quien esta gritando asi? Yo todo secuenciado adelante de la tele viendo como un tipo con traje de diablo negro y a Lalo Salamanca se cagan a piñas contra un ejército: #DaredevilBornAgain