Lorraine Hoodless

@Windowlickerzz @RCapitalInvest1 @gr8t76 @RepSwalwell Quote any written scripture you like, it's all just a perception and interpretation of human existance, but most have as their tenets, peace and love and understanding. I don't see a lot of this is these interactions.

@RCapitalInvest1 @gr8t76 @lorrainecomedy @RepSwalwell Relax. No one wants your pearls

I don’t know how many Muslims are in this guy’s district. I know there are tens of thousands in mine. They are parents. Entrepreneurs. Police officers. The firefighter-paramedic giving CPR to save your life. They are us. They are American. This tweet is NOT American.

@Windowlickerzz @RCapitalInvest1 @gr8t76 @RepSwalwell Pointing a finger at a whole group of people who are different to yourself, rather than acknowledging, that some folks within that group do not represent the whole group, would be a great start.

@Windowlickerzz @RCapitalInvest1 @gr8t76 @RepSwalwell I would love it if we, as humanity could see our way clear of the intentional divisive rhetoric that keeps us from thriving and solving bigger problems. Like clean energy, clean water and clean food, that doesn't ruin our precious marble which is a miracle of space and time.

@RCapitalInvest1 @Windowlickerzz @gr8t76 @RepSwalwell Peace, love and understanding is the answer. Extremism is bad wherever and however it manifests.

@Windowlickerzz @gr8t76 @lorrainecomedy @RepSwalwell Can you list the verses of the Bible that they are following? Nope. These school shooters are atheist and leftists.

@RCapitalInvest1 @Windowlickerzz @gr8t76 @RepSwalwell Peace, love and understanding is the answer. Extremism is bad wherever and however it manifests.

@lorrainecomedy @Windowlickerzz @gr8t76 @RepSwalwell That’s not making a point. I can point to verses in the Quran and Hadith that explicitly call for this. You cannot do that with the teachings of Jesus

@RCapitalInvest1 @Windowlickerzz @gr8t76 @RepSwalwell Peace, love and understanding is the answer. Extremism and violence is bad wherever and however it manifests.

@Windowlickerzz @gr8t76 @lorrainecomedy @RepSwalwell Wild how these shooters explicitly don’t follow Christianity and openly mock it. And usually follow an atheist, leftist ideology instead. Almost like it’s demonic. Weird.

@gr8t76 @RepSwalwell There are good and bad in all religions was my point.

@lorrainecomedy @RepSwalwell Liberal white women are the worst! You are willing to let yourself and your children be destroyed.

@gr8t76 @RepSwalwell Now list the all American school shooters please and their religions......I'm waiting!

@RepSwalwell Just in case you need a reminder.

The gift of a Nobel Peace Prize inspired Trump to up his threats on Greenland and tariff NATO into submission

@Faybe1989 Fingers crossed you get what you need lovely xxx

Hey guys, I hope you’re all enjoying the bank holiday weekend! ❤️ I’m ok, thanks for the love and concern. But my Mum’s physio and surgeon are angry that social services want to send me home on Friday so they want my respite extended but we won’t know until Tuesday if they agree.

@iam_smx Both could be true

While "Tampon Tim" accuses Elon Musk of tax evasion, he conveniently ignores the fact that Musk paid more in taxes than anyone else in human history. In 2021 alone, Elon set a record as the largest individual taxpayer ever, handing over more than $10 billion to the government.

@Faybe1989 Oh honey, this is awful, please know you are thought about often, you have such a community behind you. Xx

Full disclosure, I’m in a really bad place right now and I need your help. If I’ve ever meant anything to u, please say and show me that u care. People keep saying that they don’t know what to say so aren’t saying anything but please just say something. I can’t do this on my own.

Fem de la Femme are launching a three-night comedy festival this spring featuring a lineup of fabulous female comedians inc Samantha Day, @jolaceycomedian, @MaxineWade, @allysonjsmith, @lorrainecomedy & @itskatiegill. Find out more! funnywomen.com/2025/02/05/fem…

@CrazyVibes_1 @BarackObama Tall, taller and tallest

Through struggle and discipline, persistence and faith, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. helped move this country forward. As we honor his legacy today, let’s remember the lesson he taught us: that even in the face of impossible odds, people who love this country can help change it. In honor of #MLKDay, I hope you’ll do what you can in your community to create a better future for us all.

REVIEW: 4 stars to @lorrainecomedy #DINK @thefreefringe @edfringe “Charming, relatable with a great reveal - Lorraine is an accomplished storyteller and the show is a joy." #comedy #whatson #review #edinburgh wp.me/pdXz8Y-2OK

If you are there, go see these greats acts who are performing their debut shows: @Wengle @yespaulineeyre @RealLeslieGold @dannyclives @jin_hao_li @hannahtheplatt @jmeaghercomedy @kathleenwho_ @kemahbob @lorrainecomedy @RubyICarr

@TomMayhew @Wengle @yespaulineeyre @RealLeslieGold @dannyclives @jin_hao_li @hannahtheplatt @jmeaghercomedy @kathleenwho_ @kemahbob @RubyICarr You lovely human, thank you :)

This year will be the first time I am not at the Edinburgh Fringe since 2012. The first time I am not performing there since 2014. I will miss it, but it just wasn't financially or mentally viable for me this year.

@Anna_Nelson95 It would be lovely if you could make it to my show. Stand up, solo, female, Scottish, unsigned, DEBUT hour! It's non ticketed, let me know of you can make it and I'll save you a seat. tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/lorra… #edfringe

Annual #EdFringe recommendations request. We’ve got lots of comedy lined up, but are on the look out for #LGBTIQ theatre. Open to anything, but I love a good musical, or a moving little play. Bonus request for any shows about #childbirth, #reproductiverights or repro science!

@Dominic_Corr91 @edfringe @catsawards @Corr_Blimey_ It would be lovely if you could make it to my show. Stand up, solo, female, Scottish, unsigned, DEBUT hour! It's non ticketed, let me know of you can make it and I'll save you a seat.  tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/lorra…

Right, @edfringe: For @catsawards, which Scottish produced and created shows have I potentially missed off my Fringe calendar? I'll try my best to get to you. It may be later in the month, but we'll add as many as we can to the last @Corr_Blimey_ #HaveAGander🪿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 edition.