Donut Boy Cog in the Corporate Machine

Left or right Twix is bi erasure

Just went to the terrible and expensive matcha place and sat while drinking a somehow terribler and more expensive matcha than I could have imagined. I feel more alive than I have in weeks.

Jacob Wysocki will be BACK for the new season of Dimension 20! Check our profile each day at noon PT for the next cast reveal 🛻☀️😊 The trailer for the new season of Dimension 20 premieres December 17th! 📸: Kate Elliott #Dimension20NewSeason

‘A succulent Chinese seal?’

Did costar just call me a whore

Greg mental health spiral, going to grad school soon, parents selling my childhood home Perfect time to return to twitter This can only be good for me

why tf do they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten'. the thumb would have to be huge

you can only rt this today

@bread_empty @domingdynasty The Tunisia erasure is insane frankly

@domingdynasty love the somewhat arbitrary choice of dotted and solid lines for borders.. hedging their bets fr

Not trying to reignite a war but Kosovo does not exist on the Aceituna map of the Mediterranean

Was he cheating on her with Joanna Coldbeeronafridaynight and Tamylynn Apairofjeansthatfitjustright?

@shakeshackie Rizzth Bater Goonsberg obvi Next

ruth bater ginsberg…ruth gooner ginsberg…ruth jerker ginsberg…still brainstorming

Huge news for early birds

That friend thats always at 1 hp

Target brat shovel

@bread_empty Just shit standing up like a real man

can i report this to HR

@domingdynasty I would do literally anything for this

Reporting live from Athens with a plate of souvlaki

I just woke up to revving and I thought it was some fuckin motorcycle gang like mass ave but it turns out it’s just this one dude in a shitty car who has been trying to pull into the same driveway for like 15 minutes and he can’t do it

One of the marketing people on the donut people says the word like “Donit” and it grates my brain every time

No way