Alistair Smith

@CentristRambler @leekern13 True, but none of those have chased Jews down the High Street with a large knife

@leekern13 Corbyn, Owen Jones, Vanessa Redgrave, Tilda Swinton, Ken Livingstone, Jackie Walker & Chris Williamson r not Muslim, nor were John Burns, Roald Dahl, H Hyndman, Robert Blatchford & Beatrice Potter. Shakespeare wrote of AS. Many infidel Brits march 4 Hamas. The UK has a AS problem

White British kids aren’t killing Jews Hindus aren’t killing Jews Sikhs aren’t killing Jews Black Christians aren’t killing Jews Rastafarians aren’t killing Jews Chinese and Japanese people aren’t killing Jews Romanian and Polish immigrants aren’t killing Jews It is muslims Muslims are killing Jews Britain doesnt have an “antisemitism” problem It doesn’t have a wayward youth problem It doesn’t have a knife problem with regard to attacks on Jews It has a muslim problem Britain has an emergency with lethal, racist, backwards, violent muslims

@DeptOfMonkeys @davidfrum Mein Kampf just means my struggle.

@davidfrum The Arabic word "Intifada" means "shaking off" as in shaking off the chains of oppression & occupation. This is like claiming "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" means "killing Jews" when it's just a call for freedom. Meanwhile in Likud's Charter—Jewish supremacy:

Amendment: "Globalize the Intifada" means "It's too difficult and dangerous to kill Jews powerfully protected by Israel's defense forces, so let's try kill them instead where they are half-heartedly protected by unsympathetic governments and weak police."

@novaramedia Can't have a nice middle class girl like Amy Gardiner-Gibson rotting in jail.

Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana have joined Greta Thunberg and author Sally Rooney in calling for a Palestine activist to be released on bail so they can campaign for election. Amu Gib was arrested in July 2025 by counter-terrorism police after allegedly breaking into Britain’s largest RAF base and spray-painting two military planes. The former community support worker, who led a 49-day hunger strike at HMP Bronzefield in November last year, is running for a seat on Islington Council in May’s local elections. A letter on the Protest is not Terrorism website appeals for the judge to grant bail to Gib ahead of a hearing at the Old Bailey on 1 May. "Amu’s continued detention is not only illogical and unjust, it is obstructing their ability to exercise their democratic rights,” stated the letter, which is also backed by the Green party’s Mothin Ali and dozens of Independent and Green candidates and councillors. “They should be on the streets of Finsbury Park, talking to voters and spreading the word about their campaign pledges to fight for welfare not warfare, homes with dignity and empowerment for young people." Gerry Carroll, MLA for West Belfast, also commented on the case, describing Gib as “exactly the kind of fighter communities need on Islington Council.” Carroll added: “The British state has done everything in its power to silence Amu, including imprisonment beyond the normal legal limits, but none of it has worked. “A vote for Amu is proof that solidarity cannot be caged."

@EF517_V3 @Olivia_Reingold Wine goes off if you don't drink it immediately.

@Olivia_Reingold Hey, how many bottles of wine did you steal?

Terrifying—a few ground shaking knocks by my seat at White House Correspondents Dinner, unclear if shooting. I am ok, we are trying to exit now.

@magpiesplusmore @mistressdivy Andrew doesn't sweat.

@mistressdivy The UK is looking for extradition. Ghislaine was born in the UK and has citizenship for France and The US. If she is pardoned in the US. That means nothing when she’s on trial in the UK. Andrew and Sarah Ferguson will be sweating when she’s returned to the UK.

If Ghislaine Maxwell walks free on a presidential pardon, you will have officially witnessed the biggest cover up in US history.

The speed at which a virus spreads depends on: 1. How dense the population is 2. How dense the population is

@JohnAdams978716 @rules_of_izzy @nw_nicholas Flawless Italian 👍

@rules_of_izzy @nw_nicholas Whatta mistaka a'maka.

I read it so you don't have to. It's because they speak Italian.

Things I have learned from the movies" Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today: 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. 6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. 7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm. 11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. 12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. 13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 15. All single women have a cat. 16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. 18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated. 19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident. 20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor. 21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back. 22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. 24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday. 27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. 29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

@SamaHoole @lemonpinkpepper He was 5ft 3

@lemonpinkpepper What a stud.

19 September 1991. Two German hikers, Helmut and Erika Simon, are crossing the Tisenjoch pass in the Ötztal Alps at around 3,200 metres when they spot a human hand and a brown shoulder sticking out of the melting ice. They call the Austrian rescue service, who initially assume it is a lost mountaineer from the previous winter. It is, as it turns out, a man who has been dead for 5,300 years. He is Ötzi, the oldest natural human mummy in Europe, and the most thoroughly studied individual corpse in human history. Every detail has been examined. His DNA. His stomach contents. His parasites. His copper-age axe. His 61 tattoos, arranged along acupuncture-style meridians. His deerskin coat. His birch-bark containers. The arrow wound in his back. The defensive wound on his hand. The last meal, in his stomach and colon, digested but not fully broken down, frozen in situ for five millennia. The meal, per the 2018 Nature paper by Maixner and colleagues, consisted of ibex meat, red deer meat, a small quantity of einkorn wheat (possibly as a crude bread or porridge), traces of bracken, and considerable animal fat. Ibex fat specifically. By which is meant the fat of a wild mountain goat taken at 3,000 metres. No fruit. No salad. A small piece of grain. The remainder, by calorie, predominantly animal fat. Approximately half the meal by weight was fat. He was fit. He was muscled. He was walking at altitude with a bow, fourteen arrows, a copper axe, a fire kit, and a woven grass cloak. He was, when killed, around 45 years old. His teeth were ground from stone grit in the einkorn but all present. His arteries, reconstructed from the mummy, showed some atherosclerotic calcification. As do everyone's at 45, then or now, regardless of what they ate. He was shot from behind by someone he probably knew. That is a different tweet. His body was not eaten by anything for forty-five centuries, because the ice kept him. When the ice gave him back in 1991, the gut contents were still there. The menu card still legible. Published in a peer-reviewed journal. The ice did not judge the menu. The ice just kept it.

@booler @jk_rowling At first glance I thought Campbell was Harry Enfield in a wig.

@jk_rowling They should have their own sitcom

They were thinking that simply EVERYONE*, darling, would applaud like seals. *Obviously excludes such non-persons as nurses needing to change their clothes at work, rape survivors who can't afford private therapy and female prisoners locked in with male sex offenders.

OMG, Trump’s post depicting himself as Jesus just got better! 🤣

@Disney4Eternity @Amockx2022 @Elenahluscu Chancellor at 43

@Amockx2022 @Elenahluscu Young leaders KNOW better than to bring our 🌎 to the brink of extinction, or run around threatening it.

🇺🇸 Donald Trump : 79 years old wants war with Iran 🇮🇱 Benjamin Netanyahu : 76 years old wants war with Palestine 🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin : 74 years old wants war with Ukraine 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez : 55 years old took stand against all of them 🔥 Today, 🇭🇺 Hungary elected 45 years old Peter Magyar the Prime Minister The world needs more young leaders who take decisions for which they would live enough to see consequences, not boomers who have already lived their lives and putting the peace of Next Gen at stake

"Over the past 100 years, Russia, (USSR) has attacked more than 19 countries, some of them even three or four times. None of these countries has ever attacked Russia." -Kaja Kallas - EU diplomat She is right.. 😉

According to a urban legend a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of the young girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom... That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.

@HistoryUnd What did you do during the war Grandpa?

In the 1940s, men dressed in shorts and cowboy boots served up to women at a drive through in Texas.

@SeattleIndepen1 @Burki677 And don't get me started on Australia. Obviously fake

@Burki677 New Yorkers don’t exist. It’s all a hoax.

There are over a million people here and not one of this is visible. Look I'm just questioning!

@jana_herndon @RichardStrocher

So, you do not understand sarcasm.... Let me help. The islamic regime has preached that Allah was going to defeat the great satan because he was on their side. He is saying really? Which side is winning God's or allah's. It was a poke. Not even a hard one to follow. Hope that helps.🙄

MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS FUCKIN' WALL YOU CRAZY BASTARD OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

@Black_Bavarian @Maximumatheist May realise he's actually a lady 5 minutes after being sentenced.

@Maximumatheist Always finding God 10 minutes after the police finds them

Rapists love to hide behind that cross.

@stoopidmates @Makeshift_quill @LeadingReport You're

@Makeshift_quill @LeadingReport If you took the covid vaccine your genuinely a dumbass

BREAKING: Rising number of Americans refusing life-saving blood transfusions because they come from vaccinated donors, per Daily Mail.

@Milajoy Has he got a horse?

If you could choose to REPLACE Attorney General Pam Bondi with anyone, who would it be? Let's put together a shortlist for Trump. I say Stephen Miller.