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If anybody is looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

@xentrik812 @greendragonhq I know that's right! Let these big strong white men die for this country!

@greendragonhq Thanks for the list, Pete is doing better than I expected.

White supremacist, town drunk, and lifelong abuser of women Pete Hegseth continues his attacks against minority and female service members. This time, he is implementing a new shaving rule that disproportionately affects Black men, resulting in their removal from the Department of Defense. Full list of racist and sexist policies: • Early 2025: Hegseth pushes for the elimination of “woke” diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs across all branches of the military, arguing they undermine readiness and unit cohesion. • February 2025: Trump fires the Black Joint Chiefs Chair after Hegseth accuses him of promoting diversity initiatives. • April 2025: Hegseth promises that military promotions under his tenure will be “color-blind and merit-based.” • September 2025: Hegseth outlines “genderless” fitness, height, and weight requirements for the military, described as adopting the “highest male standards” in training. • September 2025: The military announces new grooming standards with strict restrictions on braid styles, hair shaping, and nail length/polish that apply to both men and women. • 2025–2026: Rollback of women-specific accommodations in combat roles and training pipelines, with emphasis on uniform physical standards regardless of gender. • June 2026: Hegseth blocks the promotion of 3 female and 2 Black naval officers. • Ongoing 2026: Increased scrutiny and reversals of race- and gender-based recruiting targets, with a stated focus on prioritizing combat effectiveness over demographic quotas. • 2026: Broader reviews of military academies and leadership training to remove content perceived as promoting “critical race theory” or gender ideology. • July 2026: The Navy updates shaving requirements in ways that remove sailors with certain skin conditions, disproportionately impacting Black men.

@washghost1 You can't argue with a grown man that has a tramp stamp

Can’t even go to Sesame Place without some nonsense going on

@HunterBiden Fuck Jake Tapper

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

@metroadlib Omg this was Lil Magics jam back in the day! She's turning 30 next week, btw

FOREVER. FOR. EVER.

@1realFormula 2/3rds of Congress and maybe a quarter of the Senate.

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@B1TuckerCarlson He hates Black people, but needs them for content. Welfare QUEEEEEEEEEN

ChudTheBuilder arrested by Tennessee police after pepper spraying a woman You think he’ll say the n word while in jail?

@BlacknessinXtra @freakoutsideofx @fashionsizzle1 Randy never married her. That's why she left.

@freakoutsideofx @fashionsizzle1 That’s incest and absolutely filthy. How did Joe and his wife allow it?

Jermaine Jackson married Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza in 1995, who was previously the long-term partner of his younger brother, Randy Jackson. Alejandra and Randy had two children together before their relationship ended, after which she had two more children (Jaafar and Jermajesty) with Jermaine, making the children both first cousins and half-siblings.

@YallLuvCris Jamie Foxx because we singing the entire Unpredictable album and Infatuation off Peep This.

You’ve just gotten married. And there’s enough money leftover in the budget to have one of these four sing at your reception. Who’s singing at your reception?

@CultistCorasahn @omgsidewalks What kind of frail ass furniture are you buying? This sounds like a monetary issue.

The only time I’ve ever commented on a person’s weight was when they are a guest in my home and purposely chose a chair that won’t hold their weight and they break it. It’s mental illness too. It’s like they are trying to prove they aren’t fat. No fat person ever has offered to replace the furniture they broke so I see no need to be polite about it. I scold them like a child and then never invite them back. 👋

How do you politely tell someone they're overweight ??

I would end up in jail for 47 years minimum if a man w a pink dick had the nerve to cheat on me.

@omgsidewalks I'll talk to them after I speak to the police. That's assault.

If someone spits on you at work, you going to HR ??

@StevenJSmithMD @cspan @SenLBR Where did you get your MD?

@cspan @SenLBR Measles is a “rash”!..mostly caused by vaccines. There has never been a “measles virus” isolated. This is an invented disease to create panic and force vaccines. Read the ingredients..there is nothing that makes humans more healthy!

.@SenLBR: "A simple yes or no, does the president know there's a historic measles surge occurring nationwide?" Secy. Kennedy: "I'm sure he does."

@MissSassbox Do you even know how nasty the sex would be if I had a tricked out kitchen?

when that stand mixer made an entrance like it was coming to the stage while on tour, my mouth fell open

@Sayitpop she's trash. Throw her stupid ass in the dumpster

A Raleigh mother claims her neighbor presses her family every chance she gets and that made them to move out. The woman, accused of relentless harassment, confronted the mom’s 19-year-old son while he was taking out trash during their move-out

As forecasted. Original prediction will be under here posted. CLOCKED.

@omgsidewalks Take care of your skin. And whatever you put on your face, also ptit on the back of your hands.

I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.

@DKAstrology My birthday is Sunday and every single plan I made got cancelled or rained out. I'm pissed, I'll live. Eat something nice, and smoke something nicer. I'll be fine.

Mars is now in Aries, I'm sending this to keep everyone safe. Pass it on!

@DoctorSwag016 @KeatonS400 @TizzyEnt you're using one person to judge an entire race? Do you know any Black people? Have you ever even seen a Black person other than on tv? If the one bad apple metric is the one you're using, boy do I have news for you. 😂

Hollywood CA, Who is he?

@NoLieWithBTC Who's supposed to sweep the floors now????

Breaking: Trump orders the dismantling of the US Forest Service. All regional offices are being shut down and the research program destroyed.