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@vxunderground Medical procedure TV shows are often watchable for doctors because a doc checked the script. How many movies or tv shows with cyber/hacking in it has been watchable by security people?

I am genuinely impressed by mainstream media outlets ability to find absolute nobodies in cybersecurity. It's remarkable. I am often left speechless. There has been dozens occasions, especially as of recent, where some media outlet will be like, "Today as a special guest is world-renowned cybersecurity expert and ethical hacker Joe McCyberSecurity". I'm like, who the fuck is Joe McCybersecurity? I've been doing cybersecurity and malware stuff for a long time and I've never once seen or heard of Joe McCybersecurity. If he is world-renowned, I would THINK I would have seen them or heard of them. The camera then pans over to Joe McCybersecurity and it is the most generic cookie cutter white dude in a cheap suit and the tag below him will say something like, "Joe McCybersecurity, Ethical Hacker, CEO of Cybersecurity McJoe Industries" I'm like, "Cybersecurity McJoe Industries? What the fuck is that?". I look it up and it's a generic WordPress website hosted on GoDaddy with an expired SSL cert. Joe McCybersecurity then babbles incomprehensible nonsense for about 60 seconds until the TV host goes "woaw" and it cuts to a commercial. Absolute cinema.

@UK_Daniel_Card Amazon has KVMs for sale (cheap) that come with "lifetime free cloud service" from a company you've never heard of. What could possibly go wrong?

wait until we find out that you can just plugs a keyboard, screen and mouse into a computer and take it over! :P

@TracketPacer @sama This made my day.

@sama shut the fuck up you technocrat piece of shit

I have so much gratitude to people who wrote extremely complex software character-by-character. It already feels difficult to remember how much effort it really took. Thank you for getting us to this point.

@HackingDave Just once I want to attend a security conference and introduce myself as a threat actor syndicate coder looking to find new ways of bypassing security controls.

Random call today - I’m expecting some info on a generator fix and it was a wireless caller from local so I accepted it which doesn’t happen often. “Hi this is Jessica from some random whatever company just wanted to know if you will be attending RSA?” “Me: ummm what is RSA” Jessica: “ it’s an information security conference hosted in California where all the top leaders and industry leaders will be” Me: “ummm I’m a mechanic and I don’t know what cybersecurity is but if you can provide me some more information I’m very interested” Jessica “ um uh uhhh, thank you have a good day sorry about that” Nailed it.

@HackingDave Thought Leadership: Use AI to refactor your codebase into assembly language and save on compute costs.

What I’m realizing is 99.9999999999999999999999999% of AI posts are from people that are trying to get more followers and clicks and has no real world experience on actually deploying. “Improve your workflow 80% by this one Claude skill” “Omg they just released this and it changes the industry completely” It’s all bogus. Create your own workflow that is tailored to you. Don’t buy into this garbage.

@FitzMofor9A Why do we even have car dealers? Just buy direct and avoid the markup. Car dealerships are a state-sponsored market inefficiency. Change the law so we can buy cars direct and we'll save thousands.

MVA fees are breaking the backs of middle-class families, and we’re not getting a good ROI. Maryland is ranked near the bottom for roadway infrastructure in the US. Car registration fees have increased, gas taxes are high, and the VEIP is an added tax on commuters. These fees are supposed to go into the Transportation Trust Fund (TTF), but the TTF hasn’t substantially improved our roadway infrastructure, leading to ongoing issues such as potholes, traffic congestion, and safety concerns for drivers.

@dancox4maryland It appears Mr. Cox wants to nationalize electrical generation because he thinks the government can run it more efficiently. Private sector knows better which plants are too expensive to maintain. If you think prices are high now, just wait until Mr. Cox runs electrical generation

Dan Cox’s running mate, Rob Krop, addresses the energy crisis in Maryland and the Cox administration resolution. Help us win: dancoxforgovernor.com

@d0rkph0enix @Acyn Which one?

@Acyn Fuck I hate this idiot

Hegseth: No quarter, no mercy for our enemies. Yet some in the press just can't stop. More fake news from CNN reports that the Trump administration underestimated the Iran war's impact on the strait of hormuz. The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better.

@UK_Daniel_Card Would that be a known unknown or an unknown unknown?

lol

@BoredElonMusk @StellantisNA youtube.com/watch?v=GqRQED…

Returning my Jeep Wranger 4xe lease today and am so happy to never deal with @StellantisNA again. Completely incompetent company both in terms of service and engineering.

@RepAndyHarrisMD One more step to a national ID card so the government can track everything you do.

@gabsmashh Are you suggesting that we don't collect all the events dictated by the audit policies pushed by whomever has the latest "best practice" standard for audit...

a SIEM is not a dumping ground for every log your company generates. if your strategy is “ingest everything so we don’t miss anything,” you have built a data lake instead and your analysts are going to drown in it (pun intended).

@LisaForteUK Get a copy on CD, then go to a second opinion radiologist site, pay the fee, upload the CD, and get the report. Always get a second opinion.

So apparently the MRI scan I paid for I’m not allowed to be sent the report!?! They will send it to a Dr but not me. I know some will say it’s for xyz reasons, heard them all, understand them but don’t agree. I paid for it, I want to be able to take it to a dr I pick

@dougburks @Itsfoss Codename "Hurricane" after Danny hit NC earlier that year.

@Itsfoss In 1997, I purchased a boxed set of Red Hat 5.0 and it was the best $50 I ever spent on my career!

Did everyone start their Linux journey with Ubuntu?

@philvenables You say your product is good, but is it good enough for your CEO to do a live demo?

Now to get CEOs of tech and security companies doing vignettes of them configuring their products.

@dancox4maryland Just like what the People's Republic of California does.

Dan Cox’s running mate, Rob Krop, on the Maryland housing crisis and what we must do to fight for Maryland families to stay in Maryland. No matter what the cost of your home is, your property taxes should NEVER increase. It’s time to END the endless taxes. Vote Dan Cox for Governor on June 23rd. Donate to help us win: dancoxforgovernor.com

@LisaForteUK Payroll.

A Q I’m often asked to help clients with - Scenario: your org has been hit with ransomware. Everything is unavailable, no O365, no SSO. You have 20 clean devices ready to go. You have lots of business units wanting one. Who gets them?

@NEOTOKYOTIGER @TheCinesthetic Jóhann Jóhannsson -- another star we lost too soon.

@TheCinesthetic And Jóhannsson’s score doesn’t swell. It presses. Like something heavy sitting on your chest.

The opening of Sicario (2015) is suffocating. The raid feels routine until the walls start talking, and from that point the tension never resets. It tells you immediately this isn’t going to be clean or heroic.

@LisaForteUK Less than it used to be now that the algorithm serves one man's agenda.

Twitter: the global civilian monitoring system

@LisaForteUK @joni_vrbt And fines so low they're viewed as a cost of doing business. dataprotection.ie/en/news-media/…

@joni_vrbt Privacy laws 😂

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?