Lucille

This wasn't inevitable. These kids weren't unlucky. This doesn't happen anywhere else. WHY THE HELL ARE WE OKAY WITH ALLOWING THIS TO CONTINUE. WHY THE HELL AREN'T WE DOING ANYTHING. WHY ARE WE NOT EVEN TRYING. WE. AREN'T. EVEN. TRYING.

@robketterling A propaganda war but the "truth" is mostly statements from DHS? Ok.

Take a moment and look into this. The situation with immigration is a mess. Our country should be doing better but leaders really don’t want to solve it. It’s up to all citizens to stay educated on what’s happening.

@JungleBocan @philvischer I’ll take Things That Never Happened (even if Fox News said it did) for $500, Don.

@lucilletweets @philvischer Biden openly bragged about defying the Supreme Court multiple times and y’all yawned. Trump is joking. Sit TF down.

If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, and considers itself above the law like a duck...

@nathanlgonzales @philvischer DARVO. Always.

@philvischer When Trump says something controversial, his backers chastise critics by saying, “Don’t be so sensitive. Of course, Trump isn’t going to do that.” But then when he does it, they say, “Well, of course he did it. He said he was going to do it. Why are you surprised? Get over it.”

@British_Airways Your website is driving me nuts. I just created an account. Have tried to log into it via two different devices and web browsers. Just keeps redirecting me back to the login page after I complete the 2FA.

if you dislike salt and vinegar chips it means you lack courage and strength of character

The last thing an almond croissant sees when I walk in a patisserie

@PeteButtigieg How is this legal?? @AmericanAir has had well over a week to get through these ridiculous scheduling and crew issues.

@AmericanAir We will be filing a complaint with the DOT after the way you handled flight 2772 JFK-AUS. Delayed overnight to this morning and then switched to a smaller aircraft that couldn't fit all the original ticketed passengers. No way to get home until midnight tonight.

Love this, Flava Flav is sponsoring the USA Women's Water Polo team after finding out members of the team were quietly working multiple jobs to pay for training and competing even after winning 3 Olympic gold medals. He’s calling other celebrities to do the same with other teams.

.@KamalaHarris shares that her best friend in high school was being molested by her father. She went on to specialize in child sexual assault cases as a prosecutor.

I'm sorry to the many brave Twitter warriors that had to find out that Kamala is not endorsing Hamas but sadly she has prioritized winning the election over getting fired reacts in your gc

I also just learned that basically everything about Kamala being some hard ass prosecutor was a lie, she was relatively progressive and the incarceration rate in both San Francisco and California went down every year under her

lolololol

Time for plan B

George Kurtz count your days!!!! The travel day I have had thanks to @CrowdStrike I would not wish on my worst enemy

What's really important is that we condemn property damage at Columbia University.

“Only a few bad apples!” argument shot dead out of the water when every single apple at the same time, in the same week, on college campuses in 15+ cities around the country, has giddily put on riot gear to turn college students sitting on a lawn into a violent cluster fuck☺️

do u think jay hartzell and greg abbott are sending each other edible arrangements and kissing talking about what a good job they did today