lucy 💫

someones put an etsy witch curse on me n i wanna know who

You ever see yourself from the side and wonder how anyone could ever love you

If this doesn't sum up the week I've had, just tried getting on a bus by scanning my tesco clubcard but thankfully the driver seemed to find me hilarious instead of a fucking idiot with 2 brain cells left

I hate to be like 'I'm just a girl' but i just cleaned my washing machine filter and was trying for at least 10 minutes to put it back together, googled the machine brand, only to facetime my brother who immediately told me I'd been turning it the wrong way

@megmlh I fear this was the case

@lucygrah they knew what they were doing

Instead of the radio my taxi driver has just got an audio book playing and it's got to a sex scene honestly just let me walk home

It looks like it just told a bad joke and is waiting for people to laugh

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

I've spent all day listening to the midnight beast, this is so nostalgic, they really had banger after banger

I know everyone says their washing machines lie to them but why did mine have 1 minute left and I come back and it's now 49 minutes it's trying to gaslight me

I've started always having flowers in my bedroom and it really makes life worth living

babe wake up

Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, “Sure, I’m not driving,” and she didn’t laugh.

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

@dannyjamethomas 👏🏻😂

@lucygrah Used to look for a muscleman and now it is Mr Muscle

I used to go out on Friday nights, used to be fun. I've just gone to multiple shops looking for the perfect drain cleaner

Entering my Facebook marketplace era I fear

I don't know who I'll become when law and order svu is taken off netflix on friday

Google is saying a peace lily is easy for beginners? I'm a house plant VETRAN and I've never ever had a plant so dramatic what on earth does it want from me?