Shaun Lund 💙💛 🏆

been tryna find a pic to confirm whether or not she does have cannons

When your boss with the big cannons is sucking you off but your missing fish heads home made curry

@CW9_MCFC Southampton is for lovers

This might be the greatest excuse in the history of excuses.

@LUFC Come on

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WOW #york

@emilyrender Me and the lad are off to wem-ber-lee

Just out of curiosity… how much has everyone paid for their Wembley tickets? And where abouts are you sat #lufc

@SkySportsPL @SkySportsNews But they’ve had harder fixtures

Burnley are RELEGATED from the Premier League 🚨

@KaneBooker2 @RequestABet Who you talking about 🦆

@RequestABet he’s on fire to win supreme novices 2027 Cheltenham odds please

@LUFC Steward 💩 his pants

🎯 "That is a very big goal for Leeds!"

@exfootballfan Matthijs No Dick

De Ligt is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Carrick doesn’t want the team being distracted in the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks – a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Bayern got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Utd thought it was worth a punt just for past reputation. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 90 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised back” early in the season? Hormones. After the Palace game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He had it done last week. FA say he can’t be in the men’s game any more. He has chopped his dick off.

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@TheGriftReport Taxman

Former Tesco worker Simon Grimes, 44, secretly emptied his 73-year-old mum’s £595,000 life savings over six years. He abused her trust, transferring the money (from her late husband’s estate) into his own accounts to blow on cocaine, alcohol, gambling and loan sharks while living rent-free in her bungalow. When she finally confronted him, he left a suicide note on her coffee table saying: “I’m sorry for what I’ve done. By the time you read this I will be at Beachy Head and I will be dead.” He disappeared for several days, then walked into a police station and confessed instead. His devastated widow mum has been left financially ruined and has cut all contact. Grimes is on trial at Croydon Crown Court pleading not guilty to two counts of fraud by abuse of position. What an absolute bastard

"I'm not talking about the referee, if I talk about the referee I'm going to get in very big trouble" Bruno Fernandes was not happy with the referee in Manchester United's defeat to Leeds.

@rioferdy5 @Flacky156

The night just gets worse… Night everyone 🤦🏽‍♂️

@AliceTalksFooty Get that up ya

West Ham are 5th in the league table for most points picked up over the last 10 games. Honestly think it is between Leeds & Spurs for relegation.

@BroadcastMoose Is he bringing you a pie

Finn was well thought of at Borehamwood, I get the feeling he could be the hero

@LUFC Wem ber lee

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This is the name of a soccer player

@LUFC 3pts here we go

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