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welp.

@CityofMGM we time traveling this weekend??

THIS WEEKEND: Join us down at the Train Shed for Hog Days of Summer — Montgomery’s biggest party featuring BBQ, music and more! #mymgm #eatmgm

@KBAndersen god forbid one of the few mega corporations actually doing something with respect to their environmental impact take five minutes for a silly short and not JUST do a boring PowerPoint presentation about it

Wow. A milestone in clueless self-parody.

to say i was tired by Saturday afternoon would be an understatement. #sports!

i’ve got five (5) invite codes for Bluesky for any *mutuals* that want one.

You've got 41 choices in front of you for Montgomery-area Preseason HS Football Player of the Year. Two of them are correct. May we help guide you in the correct directions? @DjVinson4 @chance122024 #GOEAGLES 🦅🏈 montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/sports/h…

@jordenhill FIRE playlist, tho 🤢

This can’t not be an onion article…..

Should be a good guide for incels to attempt one (1) tailgate among normal socialized humans before they head back to the basement

@TheVicarPrecht define, “exhausting”

Ok. So. Currently: MOB stuff - no clouds app Tech - woolly mammoth app NYT podcasters, NYT substackers, NYT evangelicals - sewing app Econ, wheaton/baylor, Methodists & Christian Century, Catholics, sports, plus the spammiest ads since the “punch the monkey” era - bird app

nearly every single attack Gilbreath has made against the last four years can be easily refuted with positive facts about the economy and education. hell, just crib from Josh Moon’s writing this week.

- an attack ad on Gilbreath featuring photos of him and wife felt gross - an IG post seemingly accusing Gilbreath supporters of stealing signs around town please just stop

Mayor Reed’s (and his campaign’s) decision to go on the negative offensive this weekend before election day is really off-putting. i’ll still vote for him, but i just don’t get it. his campaign didn’t need to go where it’s gone. the positive facts speak for themselves.

@soAUcal @AuburnNurse15 oooooo it’s actually impressively good in 3D.

@AuburnNurse15 YESSSSSSSSS

@brightsides is bad. sucks.

Anthropomorphic fast food Marion, KS

@whduncan @Ticketmaster what a novel concept. OH WELL.

This round should’ve gone to the folks who missed out the first time, but what do I know @Ticketmaster

Ready to get hurt again

the incident, the video, the commentary… all of it just makes me sad. so, so sad. heartbreaking. failures on every level. i want my city to be better. #montgomery

@BAKKOOONN when the lights slam off… DAMN. i’m sitting here watching a baseball game, and just THINKING about that moment, i broke out in a cold sweat.

through the darkness of future past,

@offbeatorbit wife, daughter, and my mother went to see BARBIE last night. attendee had their SMALL baby, both of them seated in the top back corner of the theater, with a screen inches from baby’s face, audio fully playing out loud during the entire run time 😳

I literally turn my phone all the way off whenever I'm at a movie theater bc the idea of my phone making any noise in the audience makes me wanna die... so the idea that people are just ON THEIR PHONES BROWSING TIKTOK DURING A MOVIE IS INSANE TO ME WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN?

‘Jem’ (1986)

@Ehpugh41389 BRUTAL. half a mile in, and i could fill up a bucket, easily.