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Laxative Luke

@lukemolet97

#ThunderUp⚡️ Registered Nurse🩺

Oklahoma City, OK Katılım Mart 2015
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Kurrco@Kurrco·
Bad Bunny’s aged "abuelo" look at the 2026 #MetGala was created by Mike Marino, the same makeup artist behind The Weeknd’s iconic elderly 'Dawn FM' prosthetics 🔥
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Ben Glover
Ben Glover@alykaramazov·
@SwipaCam Words of a salty Nuggets fan. The Spurs represent lottery luck and nothing more. 3 top 4 picks including a generational #1. The Thunder represent forethought and execution. The Spurs are a trust fund kid. The Thunder are a rags to riches story.
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Khobi Price
Khobi Price@khobi_price·
JJ Redick on the Thunder: "We saw a stat in our morning meeting, teams that have had back-to-back, 10 or more better net ratings in consecutive seasons, you're talking about the '95-'96 Bulls and '96-'97 Bulls and the '15-'17 Warrriors. You're literally talking about two of the greatest teams of all time. I said to a bunch of people yesterday off site talking about this series, to me, the Thunder is one of the greatest teams ever in NBA history. It's just the reality. They're that good. I think our guys recognize that and respect that, and we know what kind of task we have in front of us."
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ESPN
ESPN@espn·
THE REIGNING CHAMPS EXTINGUISH THE SUNS ⚡ OKC completes the sweep in Phoenix to advance 🧹
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Laxative Luke@lukemolet97·
So Dillon Brooks is just a complete sniper this series I guess??
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30 for 30
30 for 30@30for30·
A photograph from the Oklahoma City Thunder championship parade represents the story of the city so much, it literally hangs in a museum. 📺 Watch "The Oklahoma Standard” April 26 at 11 AM ET on ESPN and the ESPN App.
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𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩
𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩@Three_Cone·
Chet is getting done so dirty on these whistles
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Laxative Luke@lukemolet97·
@TheWestbrookEra I tweeted earlier that currently Brooks and Green scare me more than Book. At least Brooks puts up shots and has become more of a shot maker. Book needs to unload the clip and he just doesn’t
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𝙀𝙧𝙖@TheWestbrookEra·
Brooks is deadass better than Booker
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Laxative Luke@lukemolet97·
I’m so serious, Dillon Brooks and Jalen Green scare me more than Book.
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Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones@CooperJNBA·
The playoffs are so fun nowadays, everybody just complains about the refs when they lose. Everybody thinks they’re getting cheated, everybody thinks the NBA has an agenda against their team.
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Nuggets Lead
Nuggets Lead@NuggetsLead·
🚨BREAKING: Shai wins Clutch Player of the Year over Jamal Murray Jamal Murray finishes 2nd and Anthony Edwards finishes 3rd Another Nuggets player robbed of an award at the hands of SGA 🤦‍♂️
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Laxative Luke@lukemolet97·
The amount of hate in my heart I would have…
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral

The Dallas Mavericks are reportedly looking at names like Sam Presti and Brad Stevens to run the team, per @SIChrisMannix “I’m told that Patrick Dumont, the team’s governor, is aiming high. Among the names on Dumont’s wish list, per league sources: Oklahoma City executive vice president and general manager Sam Presti, Minnesota president of basketball operations Tim Connelly and Boston president Brad Stevens. Cleveland top exec Koby Altman’s name is also in the mix, a source said.” (Via si.com/nba/chris-mann…)

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Laxative Luke@lukemolet97·
@SuaveCEO_ 12 shots on a game like this is just crazy to me. He is so efficient but sometimes it seems at a cost on nights like these. Wish he would be a little more selfish
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Addam M. Francisco@SuaveCEO_·
In these types of Thunder games, Shai needs to be in the 20-24 range in terms of shot attempts, and I'm dying on that hill.
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Laxative Luke@lukemolet97·
@Tr3yI7 I say this to my wife all the time and she never understands what I mean lol
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Trey
Trey@Tr3yI7·
sometimes i wish shai was more selfish :(
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StatMuse
StatMuse@statmuse·
Only guards in NBA history with 30+ PPG and 65+ TS% in a season. One of them was unanimous MVP.
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Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard@BenHowardOPT·
You'll be shocked to learn that the Thunder were called for more fouls in this game than the Sixers and that noted foul merchant SGA took 3 free throws (one of which came on a Nick Nurse technical). Every game. Rinse and repeat. Always a story. Never true.
Fullcourtpass@Fullcourtpass

Nick Nurse spazzing at the refs about the Thunder whistle "They are NOT perfect. They are NOT perfect. They foul too! They foul too, though!" (h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

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OKC THUNDER
OKC THUNDER@okcthunder·
We’re proud to announce Continental Coliseum, a 15-year signature partnership with Continental Resources for the new state-of-the-art arena rising in downtown OKC and set to open in 2028. As a company founded and built in Oklahoma, Continental shares the Thunder’s deep commitment to the community. Together we are committed to OKC, focused on the future, and excited to see Continental Coliseum come to life! 🔗 bit.ly/4uOnc70
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