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so close to cashing 🚀 just 5 minutes

@CFCPys but but.. he led the mighty chelsea to 10th place 🔥

🚨 🤯 BREAKING: Joao Pedro has been left out of Brazil’s World Cup squad

just when i thought it couldn’t get better 😂

HAVERTZ WHAT A GOAL

not financial advice of course

@cafeviolenza you are unattractive 👍

literally pouring rain and I offered this girl going in the same direction to walk under my umbrella and she acted like I was asking if I could rape her to death, what is wrong with people

@InvertTheWing give him the consolation d’or

Can people shut up about Kane now?

@InvertTheWing “when it mattered most”

How’s that for a shot on target?

@Ellis_ based on what stat?

Sofascore are trolling Gyokeres has been the best player on the pitch tonight lmfao.

@c7krb7trqv @CPFC_GEO not when the alternative is arsenal bottling

@luketradezz @CPFC_GEO $50 to win $81 is horrible

That small period where we all thought Arsenal were finishing second and Spurs were getting relegated 🕊️

im back to giving financial advice (not financial advice)

khusanov, guehi, foden, nico.. this is scum who don’t deserve to be champions. they deserve to feel the pain

@theChicagoStars @Wintrust 8 wins in the last 44 games. the girls need to do better

Tight contest. Next one's on the road.

@Gideoomatic the world cup final had 3 open play goals 😴

Let's relax a bit

@sknnypvppy these people are going to go their entire lives without being happy with their appearance and pretend it’s okay because they got to eat candy 😕

@ZexRow your army is still strong

Is it over for me?

@BamaSaltyMarine disgusting

My wife and I decided to use a secret code word when we wanted to be intimate so our 5-year-old wouldn't catch on. We chose the word "typewriter". One night I told my daughter “go tell mommy daddy needs to type a letter". She went to her mom and came back saying "mommy says you can't right now there's a red ribbon in the typewriter". A few days later my wife told her "go tell daddy he can type that letter now". She came to me then ran back to her mom and said, daddy said never mind he already wrote the letter by hand and it only took a minute and he told me not to tell you!

so am i him for this or what

teacher can i please use Grokipedia on my essay