luke callow

@OVOEnergy does anyone work in your call centre? Spent over half an hour on hold to just get cut off…. Twice. I’m only trying to up my direct debit due to extortionate energy prices. shall I just keep paying what I was on before you took over my electric from sse?

@UncleDugs is going off today ✊ give us Nozstock crew a shout out!

Some say Louis CK was "punching down" while mocking Parkland kids and gender non-binary folks. But if you've ever met him or, hell, even if you've only heard stories about him, you know that he's punching way, way up, because he's dirt. #MondayMotivation twitter.com/jackallisonLOL…

I wonder if they will drive off in a Mercedes? #royalwedding

We don't fuck about

Great day today at #forestofdean though my legs do ache a fair bit now and I'm almost regretting… instagram.com/p/BQ8aDiTAq5K/

Slow motion open fire #mesmerizing instagram.com/p/BMR6L3WAdyF/

Getting stocked up for winter #openfire #countryliving #gotwood instagram.com/p/BL1Ts1GgLxl/

@ParkingWankers good effort mate. Good job I'm not in a fire engine

Winter is definitely coming. Our first house with a real fire place #cosy #fire #houseinthecountry instagram.com/p/BLb3Z4Hgon_/

#MCNoz2016 #comp in collab w/t @Bonafide_Mag. Winner selected by @jurassic5. Deets hurrr → bit.ly/MCNoz2016 amp.twimg.com/v/685bdbca-e6a…

I've had enough of packing and cleaning the house for the move. Time to play cars instead #1973… instagram.com/p/BGmv7LIO4Sz/

It took about 30 seconds until #ChrisEvans started to piss me off.. Well done #bbc you have fucked #TopGear

I do get to work in some nice places these days #wales #rhayaderdams instagram.com/p/BEofCYjO4YH/

Answering "up my birds arse" in response to "Favourite Place" when registering for online banking is funny until you have to call the bank.

#tbt back when I was fit and healthy enough to race. If my knees could handle it I'd be back on… instagram.com/p/_aJGjAO4bx/

@ParkingWankers this twat has just left this here at the start of a dead end road

I try take the #dodgedart for a drive to #worcester and what are the chances of getting caught up… instagram.com/p/-9xG2RO4Uv/

Still not completed but definitely getting there #chequeredflag #tattoo instagram.com/p/-7IaH2O4Wn/