Hoot

@DrLukeCraddock @kindacromulent Well done. You are over £70k. Where is my violin 🎻?!?

Another tax year done, another year my loan grows. Despite working more than full time as a doctor in my third year of practice my salary repayments don’t even cover the interest on my loan. What a farce of a system.

@NFTwunk @jessehunterx Amazing news! Take my money!!!

@m11ker @jessehunterx i have such a ridiculous amount of stuff to edit 😂😂😂 fret not it’s coming

@pidatow Wax?!? You might be able to get a refund or sue your school as they appear to have failed you.

You can eat the white wax around it???

@AlexxxRyderx HOT!

Good morning 😈😝

@leighkeystone They now just sell them in the Too Good to Go bags

Those yellow ticket items nearing their sell-by date in the supermarket used to be bargains. Now they’re rarely more than 20% off. It seems supermarkets would rather bin things than let customers pick them up for a few pennies. Where’s the sense?

@robprogressive Don’t drive if you can’t afford it Rob.

When you buy a car you pay a 20% sales tax 

Then you have to pay a yearly tax to access the roads of up to £5,490.00 for large/performance cars  
Then you pay 59% fuel duty & & 20% VAT on petrol to move the car 

Then you pay £300 to £1,100+ to insure the car 

After 3 years every UK car needs a test (tax) to ensure it’s ‘roadworthy’. £54+ And NOW the govt. want to tax you a ‘pay per mile’ tax 
(AND texting electric cars which they promised us they’d never do) 

And the roads are covered in potholes & crumbling away like the whole of the U.K. 
 Is this the biggest scam no one seems to be talking about?

@tyresemaxeyyaoi It’s tough being poor these days

how fucking much is a meal deal bro

@danheld Best joke I’ve heard all day! 🤣

Bitcoin is the best hedge against all of the chaos happening in the world today.

@Aaronbennett What were you expecting to happen?

Been totally off caffeine for over 2 weeks now Have noticed 0 positive benefits Fascinating Does it take longer or is this a scam

@TheBTCTherapist Maybe because bitcoin “value” is dependant on the greater fool theory

I seriously cannot believe people aren’t buying as much Bitcoin as possible at $67,000. How much lower do you think it can go? Fair value vs gold is already over $180,000 — we’ve never been so undervalued compared to precious metals. Saylor knows it more than anyone. Patience.

@hewantswealth Happy to help you pack.

Last year I put all my bonus into my SIPP but this year I thought, just take the cash and buy a watch. But it’s really not worth it. It’s kinda like I’m receiving my bonus but forfeiting a months pay in exchange! I’m 🤏🏾 close to packing up and leaving for Dubai!

Next Friday is annual bonus payday💰 Including my monthly salary, I should be paid around £27,000 but after taxes and deductions, it’s likely I’ll only receive approx £15,000! This tax system is extremely depressing and counterproductive! This is disincentivising hard work!

@dresserman Will no one think about the taxi drivers who are going to miss out on this gravy train?!?

Hell will be unleashed. You just don’t mess with SEN parents. The proposals will be watered down or pushed out to 2030. Bridget will then get her p45.

@BerthaBuilder @JKRInvesting @BladeoftheS Why don’t you set up a non-profit supermarket? You’d corner the market! I have every faith Bertha in your entrepreneurial skill as clearly demonstrated by your analysis here.

@JKRInvesting @BladeoftheS Funny how risk is always cited when defending profit, but never when discussing stagnant wages, food inflation, or frontline conditions. Risk is socialised downward. Returns flow upward.

Tesco makes nearly £4bn profit. Nearly 50% of its workforce are on Universal Credit, receiving about £600m a year. Why isn't Tesco paying?

@MarekZee @Investmentkage “It’s a store of value” 🤣 it’s not stored much value over the last 12 months.

@Investmentkage I’ve made over $100k on a few Bitcoin over the last 3 years but it’s not really an asset. It’s a store of value… and it can go away at some point.

Bitcoin is still my worst preforming asset since I started buying it a few years ago.

@Neets21 It’s a really surprising outcome! Who knew that raising taxes to the highest level in decades would have such an effect. (Please read with an appropriate amount of sarcasm)

Rachel Reeves, or as the misogynists like to call her ‘Rachel from Accounts’ shows past male chancellors how it’s done. Biggest EVER borrowing surplus since records began 👏👏👏 #RachelReeves #Labour 🌹

@jon10095956 @AlphaAligator @cashflow_king94 It’s fun to troll poor people

@AlphaAligator @cashflow_king94 If you have that money why are you debating people on Twitter fuck off and spend it

The average UK pension pot is £32,700. A comfortable retirement needs £43,900 per year. How confident are you in your retirement plan? 🟢 Very - I'm well ahead 🟡 Somewhat - could be better 🔴 Not at all - need to start ⚫ What retirement plan?

@cashflow_king94 🟢

@realninawysocka Considering you don’t seem to buy petrol/fuel I’d probably say you don’t need the car insurance

Salary: £2,800 🇬🇧 Rent: £1,400 Income tax: £270 National Insurance: £171 Council tax: £180 Gas: £80 Electricity: £95 Water: £50 Car insurance: £100 Food: £200 Phone: £40 Leisure: £50 Money left: £164 And that’s being conservative. How are people in the UK meant to live pay cheque to pay cheque?

@daltonbrewer Turns out you were chatting shit.

Next week could be the week $TSLA finally hits $500 Earnings is on Wednesday