🫧 Mitch ⚒️

@UB1UB2 Can someone edit the LV= music over the top? 😅😂

A crazed driver in High Wycombe crashes into multiple cars and buildings

@NewBalanceUK @Flatspot Less than 5 months old and fallen apart… would expect more from a skate shoe durability, especially one that hasn’t been skated… Very disappointing 😏

@CBthehat @westhamfootball 😂😂

@m1tch23 @westhamfootball Some pretend east ender from deepest Colchester was in the wrong end

It has all gone off in the Luton away end at the London Stadium

@jjmctavish @fesshole @HenryCavvil

@fesshole Who do you think will play you in the movie version of this?

When cycling and especially with friends, wherever I cycle across a 'slow' sign painted on the road, I always try to cycle in the gap between the S and the L. My friends and onlookers don't have a scooby I do this, absolutely no idea, my own little secret

@Logical_Girll @FabrizioRomano Worse than this guy? Jose Sanchez made awful decisions all night in the West Ham Leverkusen europa league quarter finals last week. 😏

@FabrizioRomano This man will go down as worst ref in history of football ban him from officiating your games!!!

🚨🌳 Nottingham Forest statement. “Three extremely poor decisions - three penalties not given - which we simply cannot accept. We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times. #NFFC will now consider its options”.

@WestHam Doubled their double again 🙈🙈

Crystal Palace double their lead. 🦅 2-0 ⚒️ (15')

@antburrows @RetroMatt74 Almost the exact opposite when you sold a golf @UKBones 🤣🤣

@RetroMatt74 I had a chap part exchange a 100k Golf diesel many years ago. Thought I’d give it a quick try before giving him a price. Test drive including checking gears. 1..2..3…4….5 Into 5th the bloke nearly jumped out his seat. “What was that!!” Didn’t know he’d 5 gears 🤣🤣🤣

I've had this car nearly 4 years and done 30k miles in it... today I discovered the glass section of the hatch opens separately. I think I have a new found liking for the car now! #weirdcartwitter

🫧 COYI! ⚒️ #WHULEV

@MickamiousG @ianmiles You mean BIDMAS? Brackets Indices (powers/roots) Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction iPhone is doing (50*2)+50=150. Annoying when you type in full equation but correct method in theory. More clicks but need to do 50+50=100 then answer*2 for desired answer 😏

Excuse me, Apple, why is the calculator wrong? When you key in 50 + 50 and hit the equals key, it’ll give you 100. Multiply that by 2 and you get 200. That’s correct. But type in 50 + 50 * 2 and it spits out 150. What gives?

@gazzadaz I’d cancel the order too if I picked that interior 🤢🤢 would look nice parked on the drive still though 😍

My lad picked up his new car on Wednesday and it was great fun being with him for the day, sharing his excitement 👌👍❤️ Sadly, the dealer also had this in the showroom🔥It’s a ‘cancelled order’ so, like your average ‘petrol-head’ halfwit, I asked questions 🤦‍♂️😭😜#sendhelp

🗣 Tomas Soucek on the fans frustrations: "It is very difficult to be honest, because our fans are so up and down. When we won the cup, everyone was behind us, it was great, we love them and enjoy it with them. But now after a year, we were 7th or 6th in the league, we still play in the Europa League and in a great position, but we didn't feel they are behind us, so it's difficult for us on the pitch, we need them. When we feel some boos, our performance drops, or when they support us, we improve. It's very difficult with them sometimes, but for example at Everton away, the fans were perfect and I was so happy that we gave it back on the pitch. When there's this connection, it's how it should be and I hope we have lots of improved connection at the home stadium too."

@whuharley18 Guess your too young to remember @ThomasHitz youtu.be/ue-ZWYlYmJk?si…

still thinking about this man, might be the first ever time someone’s scored after the crowds actually gone ‘shooooot’

@HeavyD7704 @161phen Both are great and should not be on the list… but fiesta colours hit differently 😍

Biggest NBA team logo downgrades 🧵 (not ranked) 1. Detroit Pistons (1996-2005 vs Now)

@DaveAtherton20 Ironically… the driver is highlighting his own nomination for the award For a competent and fast Road cyclist, it’s far safer to be in the road than on a cycle lane. These are designed to encourage less-competent/slower VRU’s which become more dangerous when moving at pace

A man is cycling north towards the North Circular in Walthamstow, completely ignores the cycle lane. The driver awards him "bell end of the year award."

@wykah @KnicksNation Was looking for the first time this appeared in the comments 😂 beat me to it #samevibes 🏆

She definitely didn’t hear one word you just said bro

@GreenJennyJones @Sandford_Police @AndyCoxDCS

What @Sandford_Police ??? The investigation should be about the driver opening their car door into the #cyclist. I suggest you get some advice about your poor policing judgement from @AndyCoxDCS who can explain the Highway Code to you.

@foreverboleyn__ That’s ok - away days are far better than home games anyway 🤷‍♂️

@LulaOficial @ricardostuckert When @Lord_Sugar accidentally misses Key West and ends up in Brasil 😂

Nova foto oficial da Presidência da República. 📸 @ricardostuckert

@London_W4 In more recent history… Star Wars Episode IV hitting the big screen is closer to WW2 than we are to it’s release! 🤯

My youngest daughter has just blown my mind texting me this fact: Did you know that Cleopatra is nearer to us now, in a timeline, than she was to the building of the pyramids?