Matt Lowcock

Bullshit that because it’s not even the end of his sleeve as his sleeve is still showing 🙄 Be interesting to see where the nearest defender to the free kick was too as he looked to be playing him onside #Twitterclarets

@NASA How do they land back on earth?🤯

They're halfway home. The Artemis II astronauts have hit the "halfway" mark between the Moon and the Earth. They will splash down in the Pacific Ocean around 8:07 pm ET on Friday, April 10 (0007 UTC on Saturday, April 11), off the coast of San Diego.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Sky full of stars. Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.

I saw him in Nando’s, Finchley a few months back. Was with my 8 year old nephew. All he wanted was an autograph. Guess what happened? He refused to even acknowledge the poor boy, my nephew was devastated Littler is not a nice lad, or are his family

@Elkin242 @oJaayCo Yeah not even got the collar on it

@oJaayCo The palace one is clearly fake

@oJaayCo Defo not 3 for £16

@HotspurLane @GraemeBailey Got to be Scott Parker 🤞🤞🤞

🚨 Igor Tudor is set to leave Tottenham by mutual consent. Decision made. 😳 Two replacement targets for #THFC have been confirmed, as their manager hunt ramps up. 👀 @GraemeBailey

New Taylor Swift lyric just dropped 🔥 “Uh oh, idk about you, but we’ve won 1 in 22”

Fulham are an established Premier League club. You know their secret to success? They ditched Scott Parker. Bournemouth are an established Premier League club. You know their secret to success? They ditched Scott Parker. #twitterclarets

@matt_scrafton What’s Christian Horner doing there😂

It’s not quite Chelsea in the centre circle with Paul Tierney in the middle, but the Burnley players head over to the away end for their pre-match huddle. We’re now underway, with Burnley again hitting the ball straight out of play. #twitterclarets

@BFC_Ash1 Vitinho

Got to say, never been happier to hear a firm go under, theiving bastards

@verstimi @maxplaining @F1 Thank god it’s not just me thinking this

@maxplaining @F1 AND GIVE US THE THREE DECIMALS

.@f1 WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE GAP TO LEADER SHOW US THE INTERVAL GAPS

@bfcriho @MalachiMcB The pass is well behind him. Awful ball across to hit first time

@MalachiMcB the pass is fine. foster has to take it on his left because the momentum would make it impossible for the defender to tackle him

I can not explain how unbelievable poor that is from foster….

MOT today. £39 to prove my car is roadworthy. £270 for two new tyres. Old ones have plenty of tread but have developed cracks through being constantly battered by potholes. Road Tax due 1st April £195. Diesel now £1.53. Roads not fit for purpose. Where is OUR money going??

Happy International Women's Day 2026.

Happy International Women's Day everybody.

Burnley fans this morning… #twitterclarets

@waltonyeah @BurnleyOfficial Cancel it now👌🏻

@BurnleyOfficial When is season ticket renewal, just so I know when to cancel my Direct Debit?

We appreciate your support tonight 👏