Ken MacIver 🇺🇦
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Tell me a pain that is bigger than
toothache...aside from labor
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@KingBobIIV Only if it coincides with the last spurt from a can of WD40..
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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I've just finished a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce.
What happens now? Does this tear a hole in the space time continuum or something?
The last time this happened David Bowie, George Micheal, John Hurt and Professor Snape died.
Is there a number to call to something?
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Ofcom, Ofwat, Ofsted, Ofgem etc
These regulators all have something in common.
What?
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@implausibleblog I've got an idea...
Why don't we declare Brexit to be the worst gap year ever..
Then we can come back, knuckle down, rejoin and in a few years be a proper grown up..
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Finnish President Alexander Stubb,
"Brexit was a colossal mistake"
"I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit, during the campaign, and those who still think that Brexit is a good thing"
"It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot"
"It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"
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@implausibleblog S'funny how all the Brexit fans continually shout none of your business butt out.
But reserve the right to denigrate the EU and it's people..
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@Arjannnl @Pacjonek @implausibleblog Why? what stopped you from starting a world class business, employing only English and suuccessfully exportiing to the world (Eu excluded of course)
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@Pacjonek @implausibleblog First all I didn’t do anything, second; after Brexit England could have become a great country again, but they chose not to.
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@JohnCleese S'funny a couple o'hundred years ago Christian missionaries were spouting the same guff..
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I don't want to be conquered and have to bow down to Islam
Does that cause offence to Muslims ?
Liza Rosen@LizaRosen0000
A senior Palestinian Islamic leader says they want to invade Europe and America to force the non-Muslim population to bow down to Islam and hand over their lands, property, and daughters.
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@Icypov_ @RupertLowe10 @Experiment31649 Nothing really, jut when Reform, Restore etc go on about a Christian (aka CofE) country, I do chuckle..
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Britain is still a Christian country, and a Restore Britain Government will ensure it stays that way.
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@RupertLowe10 How by enforced church attendance... and if so which one
Baptist, Methodist, Presby,, Catholic, Anglican (lo/hi)
Latter Day, Evangelics etc...
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@cljack Bit tricky when they are sitting on individual electric reclining bedframes.. as ours are
Sorry does your puny 120v supply not support such things..
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Do Europeans know you can just buy a big mattress instead of smushing two small ones together
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@sharron_honey He could post a dicpic with a micrometer for scale..
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Wins the internet today 😂 #WednesdayThoughts
Crowbar Jones 🥘🔪@gomichild
Surely your personality has achieved this already.
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Has Trump's hospital ship reached Greenland yet?
Anyone got its current coordinates.
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@engineers_feed Useless if you are mildly ambidextrous like me.
My hands automatically mirror rotations
Do you measure the direction of twist from the top/bottom futhest/closest part of the arc.
Think clockwise viewed from the pov of the clock.
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I'm an engineer, and i still recite to myself 'righty tighty, lefty loosey', and i don’t know any engineer who doesn't 🤣
We just pretend we know 😅
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@DeborahMeaden Well timeout whilst we have a stewards inquiry then...🤣🤣
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@tony_tress @McFaul It's not a loyalty test.
He expects every one to do as they are told. Which is why he gets angry when people say No, then he starts with the insults and veiled threats..
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The United States has the greatest navy in the world. Not really sure why Trump is begging for help to execute his war in the Strait of Hormuz. Can someone explain this to me?
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@McFaul S'funny Israeli Navy had no problem keeping Gaza free of ships..
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@richardbrunning Ah shades of the old Volvo Touring (estate) Car racer.
(What's the part number for the Rottweilers in the boot..)
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@revpaulwhite Botte conditioned like Mackeson so had yeasty vitamins in it..
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On the subject of Guinness, I am reminded that my mum was of that generation who were encouraged to drink it when pregnant with me and my first alcoholic drink at the age of 8 was also Guinness, given to me by my grandfather in an East End pub.
So, I may not be Irish, but...
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