Massey

@RiggsBarstool Cry

Hard for me to explain how bad I feel for Keegan Bradley. No one’s a perfect captain but he’s engaged, fiery, calculated. The Ryder Cup throughout his life has been a disaster to no fault of his own. Great guy. Should be playing. Got really fucked. I feel horrible for him.

@OVOEnergy Actually already on the PSR, and this still happened, so makes this whole thing worse, but yes will send a dm

I'm really sorry to hear this, Massey. I've raised a complaint on your behalf, the following link will take you to our internal complaints procedure and what you can expect from us whilst we are investigating your complaint: ovoenergy.com/feedback. Could you please send us a DM confirming your full name, DoB and full address including the postcode. Just so you know, you might be able to join a free support service called the Priority Services Register. You can find out more and join the register here: ovoenergy.com/help/priority-… ^Sam

@OVOEnergy I have been left with no hot water or central heating for 2 days, with an 8-week old baby. Two appointments booked that have no showed. We had to find somewhere else to stay at 9pm last night, with our home being too cold for our baby. Absolutely disgraceful from you

@AaronBurns2804 @DayneWang A full preseason with Gaz, works wonders

@DayneWang @machatay corrrr

Incredible #wwfc

@martymush @OldTakesExposed

There is actually 0% chance Duke loses today. I have never been more confident in a Duke UNC game in my life

@0xgaut @LukeJohnMorgan

the Microsoft Excel championships is peak human performance

@OOCCouchGags @HenryVaughan91

I need everyone to post their favorite Simpsons clips

@Simpsons_tweets @HenryVaughan91

"Dental plan. Lisa needs braces."

@Daniel_Rapaport @OldTakesExposed

And the U.S. somehow has the lead in 2 of 4 matches this afternoon, tied in the other. The tide is slowly turning in the Americans' favor. Even after this session there are 20 of 28 points still up for grabs. This thing is far from over.

@Simpsons_tweets @HenryVaughan91

"Have you noticed any change in Bart?"

@LozzaFox @_DHOTYA

Every day I am stopped repeatedly in the street, in cafes or on the tube by people who say (often tearfully) “Keep going. We are behind you. You speak for the silent majority.” Today I asked myself for the first time ever. What is the point in speaking for a silent majority?

@footballfights @HenryVaughan91

@Pu55yman_Dan @_DHOTYA

Boss just text me asking why I'm not in today. Told him I'm poorly. He asked what's wrong. I said my symptoms are I woke up with red crosses on my face, racing heart, over excitement and major confusion with why he let the office have the morning off for England's mens world cup games but not today. Come on Lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@DanielSturridge @HenryVaughan91

You lot kill me man😂🤣😂

@secondtierpod @MarcusSpeller @FootballRamble

Glastonbury has been blessed.

@vanderscott607 @BFW You can’t be serious

@BFW I don’t believe this a real tweet. You think companies should be loyal to you yet your not loyal to them. You don’t deserve what Dave, Dan, and barstool gave you.

Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

@EE have just been on live chat due to my bill being wrong, cut off and logged me out, now unable to get back into the app or on the website

@Simpsons_tweets @HenryVaughan91

"Nuke the whales?"

@SaintsRugby @Courtney_Lawes @HenryVaughan91

There's only one way to celebrate @Courtney_Lawes' birthday... With a compilation of his biggest hits 💽💥😵

@martymush @Pchopz_ @OldTakesExposed

I'm hearing people would take Jalen Hurts over Baker Mayfield and the disrespect this man gets I can't take it. Baker>Hurts