Russ Crane

@robotcop1984 @SRuizRod @J0hnADouglas Goddamn you're stupid

@SRuizRod @J0hnADouglas The movie repeatedly refers to her character, Sinon, was the greatest Greek warrior.

The reason Paige as a solider doesn’t work is because 1: Paige is five foot nothing and looks like a hundred pounds of dehydrated beef jerky in a vacuum sealed bag. And 2: There is a swinging dick swagger that men with a testosterone level higher than that of a prepubescent girl have that comes naturally. It’s the swagger that has like 80% of men thinking they could fight off a wild lion if forced to. Brad Pitt had it when he played Achilles. All the testosterone injections in the world aren’t gonna turn Paige into a convincing figure in a set of Spirit Halloween armor. It can’t be taught, it can’t be bought, and it’s not convincing anyone. It’s entirely possible for a shorter guy to have a level of gravitas or intimidation. Prime ECW Taz had it in spades. You could tell by one look that he was. Human pitbull, but again that swagger takes something no gravely voiced line delivery can impart. Running like a kid with a full diaper trying to catch the school bus is not just laughable, it’s something that should have had a friend take Nolan aside and say “This is entirely unconvincing.”

@DriveByGeek @MGIBShow @SRuizRod @robotcop1984 @J0hnADouglas Damn, to so confidently not understand the intent of the dialogue is a superpower. No regular human could be that stupid.

@MGIBShow @SRuizRod @robotcop1984 @J0hnADouglas Yep, even worse. Ellen Page.

@fnafvsjaws @D_Ring_3 @PatrickWCutler Someone didn't watch the movie

@D_Ring_3 @PatrickWCutler Technically it is him they just swapped names due to backlash at last second

Who played Achilles better?

@Truthbo00022452 @ThatChrisGore Another person who can't read the regulations correctly. 🤡

@ThatChrisGore Oscar required casting list is another. A new one.

I’m certain The Odyssey checks all the boxes.

@ThatChrisGore Chris trying to get a dollar out of a grift that's only worth a nickel. And looking dumber by the minute for it.

@JohnnyFontane1 @RichardERoeper 2 days

@RichardERoeper Would love to see her reunite with James Spader. They were electric in Three Days in the Valley.

Movie Law: When these two hook up, some weird, mystical, magical s*** is in the wind.

@venom1s @BrianWatt2026 For the whole 3 minutes of screen time. 🤡

@BrianWatt2026 He could've simply cast a Greek actress to play Helen, and the movie would be a lot better.

The Odyssey in IMAX vs. regular screens. So much of the film is lost on a regular screen. Nolan did a disservice to the majority of viewers who don't have access to IMAX.

@keywordnovelist @ChaseMit He thrives on liking shit

@ChaseMit Truly one of the most miserable men ever to set foot in a theater.

Been awaiting this almost as much as the movie

@AlecHolland18 @MendezMovieRPT

@MendezMovieRPT So nothing at all. First weekends mean nothing, legs do in the theaters. RT means nothing, Metacritic score by viewers nuked the movie. Anything else there?

"They know they have a financial disaster on their hands."

@cj_sheu @bernardtjoy @EthanSimmie I'm pretty sure he is past gambling

@bernardtjoy @EthanSimmie no because a gambler's luck always runs out in the long run

the big question is what does Nolan do AFTER the odyssey

The studios are likely lying here to juice the numbers. Obviously no one wants to see this flop of a movie

@EricTropicalTX @W96Emily

@W96Emily My local movie theater was nearly vacant. Nobody is showing up for this movie. I will go to the 8pm show. Only 3 other tickets had been purchased.

I think the discourse on the right about The Odyssey sort of exposes how disconnected they are from the wider cultural landscape. This is a project that has basically dominated the culture and discourse since it was announced and ticket presales became available last year, 1/2

@CucumbersBob @ThatChrisGore Happy for you 🤦

@machinehead76 @ThatChrisGore Not from where I can see

THE ODYSSEY REVIEWS ARE IN AND THE FILM IS A TROJAN HORSE | Film Threat Livecast x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@JeffroMadog @ThatChrisGore I don't eat chocolate. Maybe start using newer examples of signaling you're an incel. That's older than you.

@machinehead76 @ThatChrisGore Stop being a fudge packer

@Lulamaybelle My deepest condolences

My dad passed away two weeks ago after a long battle with a few illnesses. I know this platform is not a diary, and I mostly keep the focus on films, but I wanted to take a moment to observe the loss of a good man who encouraged my love of movies.💔

@CucumbersBob @ThatChrisGore Sorry you have bad memory, it's on most threads when the goalposts get moved

@machinehead76 @ThatChrisGore Who said anything about critics. No one cares what they think. As for audiences. I don’t recall anyone claiming that

@amber114435 @breakfastguy32 @esjesjesj

@machinehead76 @breakfastguy32 @esjesjesj Still got my priorities done, mission accomplished

Elon posted about this movie for two months straight when he learned a black person and a trans person were in it and he hasn’t said shit today

@_letterbxmb It's good to know there's a source at least. Helps dodging all lettuce entirely

Healthy fresh foods my ENTIRE ASSHOLE LITERALLY

@Billybobjoney @TheDamefan @esjesjesj The chuds couldn't even bomb hard enough. Total L for the loud minority.

@TheDamefan @esjesjesj Review bombs by incels no doubt

Lmao it’s over

@_letterbxmb youtu.be/bOR38552MJA?is…

Yay ❤️