James Cairns

Seriously @CheckersSA ? All that box just to make me think its longer?

Wrote a book. Boom. jamescairnswriter.com

@T2Rugby Yassus.

🇼🇸 Samoa head coach Mahonri Schwalger has been charged "with multiple serious offences, including unlawful sexual connection, attempted sexual violation, sexual conduct with a person under 16, indecent assault, and common assault". rnz.co.nz/international/…

@ukrainiansquad South Africa

Write your country name if you still SUPPORT Ukraine and these Soldiers❤️

@NadiaMNNaledi @JHBWater If it's any consolation, we don't have any water either.

@NadiaMNNaledi @JHBWater Hi Nadia - unfortunately this information is incorrect. Kensington (where I live, near Eastgate) is supplied by the Alexander Park Reservoir. Not sure where Kensington B (near Cresta) gets water from.

#JoburgUpdates ^B

@JHBWater What does 'poor supply' mean?

#JoburgUpdates ^X

I'm not crying. You crying!

@Abramjee A Zimbabwean and two Rhodesians ne.

Three suspects arrested for cases ranging from hijacking, armed robbery, and house breaking in the Brankenhurst area, Ekurhuleni. Stolen goods and a firearm recovered. #CrimeWatch

@nywolforg Alpha.

What's a great film that involves a wolf or wolves? 🐺 #Oscars

No water in many parts of Johannesburg. The media silent. Retweet if your taps are dry. #water #Johannesburg #NoWaterSupply #RandWater #coj

@LegoAnkhMorpork @terryandrob Dead, yes. Gone, no.

One of the (many) reasons I love @terryandrob's writing is that no matter which book I read or how bad my day is, I know it is going to make me laugh. So for today's Question Time... Which moment in the Discworld series makes you laugh even when you are having a bad day?

@CityPowerJhb Kensington, Royal Oak still out.

#Innercity #JoburgUpdates Power is restored.^TM

@DrunkScribe Bohemian Rhapsody.

What’s a song everyone loves that you personally think is garbage?

1. Ask yourself: "Is this essential?"

@emmasaurustex 1

How do you like your toast?

@lhallwriter Dave.

Wrong answers only Who is this?

@VoteBPB Noooo!!!!

RIP Snax. Another fantastic achievement by Edina’s social cleansing department.

@anon_opin Superhero movies = absolute toilet.

Wasn't enough backlash against the backlash against Scorsese saying superhero films are pants. He's right, and he's Martin Fucking Scorsese. Who are you?

@anon_opin Green and yellow literally make me nauseous. Red and orange are the only safe bet.

The best flavour for sweets is yellow, followed by orange, then green. The rest are much of a muchness.