Madison (Madison Boyd) Boyd

the only sex education I had growing up was reading t-shirts at Myrtle Beach gift shops

Old enough to remember when there were unsalted caramel options

Argue with a wall

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

getting rid of the quesarito was a big mistake. huge. @tacobell

One of those things you just kind of had to be there for

I don’t like live music at the bar. Sue me. It never sounds good and I can’t hear anyone talking at the table

My five year plan is to see how it goes

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

The more I watch hockey the more I am genuinely impressed anyone scores a goal at all

i got Buy Polar Disorder

114 years ago today, the legendary Fenway Park officially opened in Boston 👏 The Red Sox defeated the visiting New York Highlanders, 7-6, in 11 innings.

The Saturday Night Football lead-in before #10 Oklahoma State hosted #4 Baylor in a primetime showdown in 2013… ⚡️

garrett crochet, connelly early, payton tolle

Bullet after not getting any exercise the last 2 football seasons

If you give a mouse (me) a cookie (beer), he is going to want a glass of milk (another beer)

Not to be dramatic but whenever I try to view a menu online & the restaurant redirects to scheduling an order online, it feels like being killed by 10000 hammers