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@georgefatlion Because money. Oasis themselves have gone with dynamic pricing with Ticketmaster enabling it.

On Oasis tickets, why can’t they give people a week to register interest. Run a ballot and then give them a week claim and pay for them. Any unclaimed are then given to people who didn’t win the first round.

Avoid DynamoDB if you're a startup building on AWS. When you're in startup mode you want to execute and build your MVP as fast as possible to start onboarding paying customers. If it's not at the expense of technical debt or "doing things the right way" then you are not building fast enough. DynamoDB makes this extremely difficult as it's so expensive. You really have to think about how you structure your tables, queries, indexes, data warehousing, etc. Otherwise your bills (charged at per read/write) will be astronomical and almost every design decision becomes cost-saving driven. For example, a @on3_app customer had a huge growth spike overnight and onboarded 10x more of their community —fantastic for them but it doubled our DynamoDB costs. And we've wasted so many engineering hours re-writing table schemas to reduce costs. Bad design you suggest? Perhaps. But how many bootstrapped startups do you know that hire AWS/DynamoDB engineers out-of-the-door? This should be a scaling problem. Not a startup in it's growth stage problem. We'll be switching to an EC2-hosted Postgres database, cutting our costs from ~$220/m (and rising with each customer we onboard) to ~$56/m that will be FIXED regardless of our growth for quite some time. One less thing for us to worry about. But don't just take my word for it. In 2021, Uber also migrated away from DynamoDB and saved $6/m a year: uber.com/en-US/blog/dyn…

@NikkiNFT__ @tomaszmro Am I invited?

Me & @tomaszmro are gonna have the best 2024 ever just sayin

Who plans the Mexico Alien’s holidays?

The European mind cannot comprehend this twitter.com/davidbelle_/st…

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AI music creation platform @KORUS_AI from @pixelynx_io—founded by @deadmau5 and @richiehawtin—have been using @on3_app for the past ~8 weeks. In this period they have: 1. Engaged 54% of their ENTIRE holder base—pretty much unheard of in this space. 2. Generated an additional revenue stream through the On3 marketplace and already seeing a positive return on their initial investment, increasing their LTV. 3. Social campaigns run through On3 generate ~3,950% more engagement on average, increasing their brand reach. 4. Identified and understood their most active superfans and overall community with On3's data insights, decreasing their CAC. And this is just the beginning😉

@Toasterb0yz That's quite funny actually lol

@madebypanda_ Northern invaders on the lizard coast don't fare so well.

Off to Cornwall. Looking for insight on best pasty general and best pasty veggie.

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15 minutes to go

Tomorrow…@animocabrands @yugalabs @nwayplaynft

If you’re bad at identifying flying objects, you’re good at spotting UFOs.

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We've been building in private for the past few months. Today, that changes. Introducing On3: the Web3 community engagement and rewards platform.

@Zeneca Much easier to be a twat to others on the internet, where to some extent, accountability of these actions can be much lower.

Everyone has a “personal brand” It’s your reputation A combination of your words and actions over time Building a strong reputation and personal brand is simple: Be a good person, act ethically, treat others well It’s literally been the golden rule of life for thousands of years: do unto others etc It continually surprises me at how often people decide to act in opposition to this philosophy, usually for some very short term gain Many of them seem to “get away with it”, but I’m of the belief that, generally speaking, what goes around comes around Tldr: treat people well, it’s in your own best interest anyway. Plus it makes the world a nicer place.

@BoredElonMusk Coz they aint paying their cloud bills

Why does posting a gif on Twitter lately feel like you’re on a 56k AOL connection?