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@_WABERSKY @real_dr_pump @OffshoreOnMega @Arron_finance @hitdotone you now have to outquant the quant

@madjarx @real_dr_pump @OffshoreOnMega @Arron_finance @hitdotone mfer quanted that shit and made it public damn

Offshore @OffshoreOnMega is the MegaETH on-chain game that’s been blowing up recently. I’ve been having a ton of fun playing it with @Arron_finance and his community :) Like other MegaETH dapps such as @hitdotone, I think the biggest innovation of this category is introducing ultra-high leverage as a slot-machine-like primitive. Under the hood, the game has a lot of clever design. But the docs and frontend also hide many of the details. On one hand, it genuinely feels like a Web3 game with a Web2-level user experience. On the other hand, that makes it harder for pro players to study the game’s numbers and mechanics. I spent a full day reverse-engineering the game’s math and underlying design with AI, learning how Offshore uses MegaETH’s unique features to bring the game on-chain. I’ve decided to share the results as a dashboard. As a pro player, there are a few features you definitely don’t want to miss 💡 1️⃣ Optimal Asset Calculator Still struggling with a pile of gear and no idea how to combine it to maximize your money-laundering power? Click “Enterprise Optimization” to calculate the optimal setup in one click. At its core, this is similar to a knapsack problem. 2️⃣ Gacha Assistant This is the most addictive part of Offshore. Everyone is chasing gold-tier gear, but the drop rate is extremely low. Each enterprise needs 6 pieces of gold gear. Some people in the group have spent hundreds of thousands of $DIRTY just to reach a perfect setup. Go to the “Gacha Assistant” page at the top to calculate the expected number of pulls, so you know what kind of spending you’re mentally signing up for 🤣 You can also click “Compute $DIRTY spent” on the leaderboard to see how much the top whales have spent in total. 3️⃣ Quantified Player Info Whether it’s your mining stats or your current laundering efficiency, everything is displayed precisely in quantitative terms. No more playing the game half-blind. Just click “Player Profile”. 4️⃣ Global Player and Enterprise Leaderboards The default in-game leaderboard shows very limited data. Our dashboard lets you see through the fog and directly study what top players are doing, so you can understand the gap in progression between yourself and them. Check “Player Ranking”. We also added a separate enterprise leaderboard, where you can see the strongest individual enterprises by laundering power. Right now, only three players in the entire game have surpassed 1,000M power. Check “Enterprise Ranking”. 5️⃣ Operation Predictor Running operations is essentially taking an ultra-high-leverage long on ETH, so timing matters and is directly tied to ETH volatility. The best time to run an operation depends on the price of $DIRTY and the current market trend. Check “Operation Predictor”. Finally, huge thanks to @yangl1996 for the insanely powerful RPC. I’ve never seen a public RPC on any chain feel this smooth. Invite link: app.offshoreprotocol.fun/?ref=K7XH8Y Dashboard: offshorequant.xyz @megamafia @dstvsy @madjarx

@lawreight yall really building the ecosystem around an ecosystem, this is incredible

Most Offshore raters love bonus multipliers. They're wrong. CR is king. Bonus without CR = multiplying zero. Anthropic's Intern — the best card in the game — was rated 100% "useless" by every tool before this week. V2 scoring just shipped. /rank your address at @Offshore_trackerbot /set your player address so you can query and rank without double effort 👇 app.offshoreprotocol.fun/?ref=ML9ZFL

@imluidji @OffshoreOnMega are you saying “equipment manager” 👀

Yeah I def think you guys can work around making it easier for users to build their « perfect » assets stacks Could aswell be a tool inside the game that lets you preview and compare different combinations and expected shares you’d get from the vault with X,Y or Z combination of assets. Have a look at this: Here you go : offshore-helper.vercel.app It’s built from a member in @joinsyndicate_ and its pretty helpful when it comes to giving indications about when to run operations and there’s also a tab for assets

Introducing a new series of short videos to guide you through @OffshoreOnMega Based on YOUR most asked questions. OFFSHORE PROTOCOL - ENTREPRISE ASSETS AND SWISS VAULT #1⤵️

if you wanna see all of the items at once, plug them into ai or some cus its really hard to remember stats of all of your items i was thinking something like: { base stats } [{ loadouts }] { inventory_items } so that people can play around with builds easier like best-in-slot addon from wow

@madjarx @OffshoreOnMega What would it be for? My dev level is lower than my legitimacy level just sayin

@dstvsy @OffshoreOnMega such skill much wow

🔥 5-cycle streak on @offshoreonmega $1,690 earned and climbing app.offshoreprotocol.fun/share/A7FPY4

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@OffshoreOnMega wow, so many big numbers :0

BREAKING: Swiss Vault is set to pay >270k USDm just today! Burn $DIRTY in game and claim your share of the 443K USDm prize pool and every future pool to come.

@JoestarCrypto not enough monitors, get at least 3

New setup to lock in on Megaeth what you guys think? > 34" screen > Sit stand desk with a homemade board top >Custom built PC with 32GB RAM 1TB SSD and RTX 4060 That's the guy you're playing against

还早 Offshore 是个考验智商的游戏

we call it win win

@ika_xbt @OffshoreOnMega thankkkkkkk

imo, @OffshoreOnMega on megaeth is similar to onchain hero on abstract 1. both launched (one a NFT collection, the other a presale) when few cared about both chains or were afraid of market conditions 2. both have talented founders willing to innovate onchain 3. both print moni

@JoestarCrypto i thought you were fucking with me your actual ref code is "dafaq" ahhahahahhahha goated backend

@madjarx DAAFAQ bro

the dev was not referred yet he asks - what code should the dev put in?

@0xmortan @OffshoreOnMega someone help this man out please

all megaeth farmers talking about @OffshoreOnMega which requires a $25-$30 as first deposit but here’s me with my $20 capital watching from a distance might just offshore this one out and focus on other things

@GuigsLuke @OffshoreOnMega

Oh boy oh boy Nothing better than ripping a legendary card on @OffshoreOnMega This upped my output by over $54m Gonna cook this week

@_Jamisky @Gyokeres_eth @OffshoreOnMega plot twist WE ARE the fbi

@Gyokeres_eth @OffshoreOnMega 1) what Time tie call on the FBI to see this

MegaETH Apps - Offshore Protocol @OffshoreOnMega is a money laundering simulator on MegaETH where you basically run fake shell companies, do "illegal ops," and earn yield in USDm To play you need to send some eth for gas, $25 USDm for the first company buy and $9-$11 to run the first operation. The operations seems to do very well since yesterday and today when ETH price barely moves, so I will probably stop a bit when it's more volatile but right now it's going perfectly You run operations to earn $dirty tokens and influence, then spend $dirty on better assets to upgrade your enterprises, which unlocks bigger rewards, and influence to continue to run operations without adding more money The operations fails if the price of the asset you're in drops below your liquidation level in ETH. I'm doing the 1h30 operations as the longer the operations the higher chance of success Cycle are 8h in week days and 24h on weekend and every cycle you earn a piece of the prize pool, the more upgraded your enterprises and legitimacy you have, the bigger the slice. Gud ponzi. I don't know what the ref gives as rewards but if you want to support use it the first time you start app.offshoreprotocol.fun/?ref=KTTPVN

@bread_ megaETH infra also more notable

Feels more notable

niggas with autism love sharing they screen