MDWow!

@KevOnStage Miss school days to go on vacation

Parents what’s the thing you allow your kids to do that is the FURTHEST from what your parents allowed you to do?

@KevOnStage He looks like a Telly Tubby

Jermaine please stop. We can see you.

@notcapnamerica I scroll my phone while “watching” tv any way so actually give me time to listen to my videos without missing the show

When I go to somebody’s house and their streaming services have commercials

Browns are naming Shedeur Sanders as their starting QB.

@liekitisnot @Matt_Pinner Yep….could’ve been 2 if candy corn was on the list

@Matt_Pinner 1. Fuck you, black licorice.

I got 9. What about you? 🤔

Let's see who is smart among you

According to data from the FBI, Chicago and Boston have lower crime rates than cities in red states, including Memphis and Tennessee. The data shows that Chicago has 17.5 murders per 100K people and Boston has 3.6, while Memphis and St. Louis have crime rates of 40.6 and 54.1, respectively, per 100K people.

@AdamSchefter How many swipes did it take Jax to “unintentionally” come across QB-prospect Shedeur’s number on his Defensive Coordinator dad’s iPad?

Falcons’ statement on the involvement of defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich’s son, Jax, in the draft weekend prank call to Shedeur Sanders:

@KevOnStage Gotta read the book to write the book report!

The fact that this wasn’t a rule is crazy.

@QueenRMade1 @Target I really thought it would be so hard on me to not shop @Target because (1) it was my fave, (2) it’s so close and (3) it always has everything I need…. But it’s been oh so easy and I don’t miss it at all!

Y’all, I think ⁦@Target⁩ is getting kinda desperate. 92 percenters are no joke.😂😂😭😭

@KevOnStage Yes, but only after living in 5 other states to finally make it home again.

Do you currently live in the state you were born in?

@MamaHoneySage @KevOnStage Sea salt 🧂 🦀

CRABS DONT KNOW JUST HOW GOOD THEY LEGS ARE!!

@kaitlancollins Has Hegseth been fired yet???

After Secretary Hegseth argued “nobody was texting war plans," The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg responds: “That’s a lie. He was texting war plans, he was texting attack plans." "When targets were going to targeted. How they were going to be targeted. Who was at the targets. When the next sequence of attacks were happening. I didn’t publish this…because it felt like it was too confidential.”

@KevOnStage 😴 before leaving the runway 🛫

People really be sleeping good on planes. I can’t even imagine.

@AnnaBower Don’t be naive. He’s asking retired WHITE MEN to rejoin the workforce

Gee I wonder why there’s a shortage of air traffic controllers

The WH announcement that Amy Gleason is the acting administrator of DOGE comes just one day after a judge pressed a government attorney to answer questions about the structure of the organization—and raised doubts about the constitutionality of its operations. lawfaremedia.org/article/who-is…

Trump on egg prices reaching an all-time high: "Well, there's the flu. Before I ever got here it was at an all-time high."

@CoachJEB18 @PiltdownMan2 @Zigmanfreud True….but if you’re in the office on a call or in a meeting, Mr. Dimon can walk in as the Big Boss intimidating you to answer him now

@PiltdownMan2 @Zigmanfreud Just because they don’t take his call doesn’t mean they aren’t working. If I am on a call with a customer, how could I answer his call?

👀 In leaked audio, Jamie Dimon takes his employees, especially the younger ones, to the woodshed over their desire to keep “working” remotely. 🔥

Egg prices are up 53%.

@MacFarlaneNews These people are effing insane

Rep Earl Carter (R-GA) introduces legislation “authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland”