Magic Johnson
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Magic Johnson
@magicj3
My life is just a sketch of what I am trying to become. NYG,Phillies,Sixers,Tarheels I watch candlesticks and their wicks most of the day
Pa,NJ,NC,TX Katılım Mayıs 2009
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🚨 JUST IN: President Trump TERMINATED the Obama-era mandate that pushed auto start-stop systems into vehicles.
You know the one.
You stop at a red light.
Your engine shuts off.
Every. Single. Time.
Doesn’t matter if you hate it.
Doesn’t matter if it wears down the starter.
Doesn’t matter if you have to turn it off manually every time you start the car.
It was forced in the name of “efficiency.”
Trump just ended it.
No more government telling automakers how to design your engine.
No more being annoyed at every stoplight.
Build better cars. Let consumers choose.
Common sense is back.
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@Thefactsdude I would have revved it up more and soon as she kicked I would have sprayed some mace in her face and then said you just got maxed do you understand?
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Texas Karen kicks man’s Corvette at gas station, demands he “certify” he heard her, then calls him retarded
A woman in Texas, claiming she has tinnitus, confronted a man at a gas station right after he started his Corvette.
She walked over, kicked his car to get his attention, told him she was calling the cops, and demanded he “certify” that he heard what she had to say.
She then called him “retarded.”
Insufferable
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@AmericaJoJo @mistressdivy You can't those companies pay the USPS to send junk to you. You have to go through DMAchoice, and even that might not work. My dad was a mailman for 30 years, and I used to ask him the same question. If it was a way to get rid of junk mail?
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@LaylaTexas77 It's like this all over the country now not just Texas. It's greed
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CarMax is no longer a good deal, they’re essentially robbing people with pricing like this
This is a 2015 Toyota Corolla on the CarMax lot. It still has debts and pain issues, it’s over 10 years old and the price is $19,000
A brand new 2026 Toyota Corolla is $23,000, just a few thousand more than they are asking for one a decade old and in bad physical condition
Americans are being robbed blind
CarMax largest shareholders are Vanguard Group, BlackRock and State Street
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@_lolaab I've had ppl come to ft worth and be like I'm in town. Nah you are like a good hour or more away with traffic. They don't realize how big the metroplex is let alone the state
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¡Así murió el millonario Ernie Dosio, brutalmente aplastado por una manada de cinco elefantes enfurecidos junto a su cría!
Mientras cazaba antílopes, los gigantes se sintieron amenazados y, en una estampida de furia salvaje, lo pisotearon sin misericordia hasta dejarlo destrozado bajo sus toneladas de músculo y rabia.
Un final tan cruel como inesperado para un hombre que lo tenía todo.
@Jhonffonseca

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@ChrisDJackson I mean to be fair, did you REALLY expect a dude that eats a banana like this 👇🏻 to know how long it takes bees to produce honey?

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The beehives were added to the White House grounds by Michele Obama you absolute moron.
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
Guests at tomorrow night’s White House State Dinner are going home with jars of fresh honey from the brand new beehive on the White House grounds! The First Lady is turning the People’s House into something elegant, beautiful, and uniquely American again.
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execute him publicly what the fuck is this
David@dqveed
ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months He did this in exchange for letting her see her daughter
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