Jack Maina

Press Release on the Situation of the Strait of Hormuz

Got my salary. Paid the bills. Send money to my parents. Get my favorite food as a reward. Broke again. Waiting for next paycheck

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

Ever wondered why ISIS attacks everyone in The Middle East except Israel?

Ghana hasn't won the AFCON in 44 years but still has more AFCON trophies than Nigeria 🤣🤣

I wonder whether the passengers know their luggage will arrive a week later.

@gabrieloguda @johnmark254 Prime ODM would be ashamed of the current ODM

Ukifika mapema unapata gift hamper yako polite from our GenZ team on site. Password ni Chama Kubwa. SISI NDIO OBURU.

When your whole family questions your choice but then your little nephew says: "When i grow up, i want to be like you"

So KRA can trace and locate the 200 bob my mom sent me 5 months ago but they can't trace the billions being withdrawn from the e-citizen portal? I'd rather go to jail.

3 assists as a goalkeeper to Salah. I will never forget this iconic duo 🥹❤️‍🩹

"Billions lost and bodies found " has to be the most common phrases in this regime 😭

If Lee Kuan Yew was greedy and shortsighted like your niggas in Nigeria you won’t be enjoying a sunny Thursday in Singapore.

William Ruto has 4 reasonable treason charges and is a candidate for jail; 1. Illegally auctioned our health data to the US 2. Giving diplomatic passports to RSF terrorists 3. Hosting RSF terrorists at statehouse and KICC 4. Giving shoot to kill orders against innocent Kenyans.

@KimaruChrispus Jomba Ulikapitia 🤣🤣🤣

I remember once nikiwa mwalimu, niliamshwa na upepo kwa Kibaki shamba Narumoru and the students' papers i was marking kwa bar were flying all over😥... I tried running after the papers but I was too drunk. I can't recall kama nilifika home🤣🤣.

🔺 NEWS: Iran’s parliament moves toward formalizing plan to charge tolls in Strait of Hormuz The head of parliament’s Civil Commission said Iran is pursuing legislation to formalize its sovereignty, control, and supervision over the Strait of Hormuz and introduce tolls for ships passing through it, creating a new source of national revenue, according to Fars. He said a draft has been prepared but has not yet reached the full proposal stage. Lawmakers aim to send it to the Parliament’s Research Center next week for legal review before advancing it once sessions resume. Under the plan, vessels would be charged for transit in exchange for security, with the official arguing the strait should be treated like other international corridors where tolls are routinely paid.

Sio uhuru tena? Si mchague moja😂

I also heard something like that.

Politicians are worse than prostitutes.

'Wataona lines refu siku ya voting warudi nyumbani.' As if those fellas did not walk from Thika/Rongai to town in crocs for maandamano.

Just realised… no more opening day Salah