Bear

@cowincrisis Cows have no talent.

i may be fat but at least i never joined the circus

@wolfncrisis @LionInCrisis @Lionessincrisis courtesy of the "no kings" crowd

here’s your king btw.

@BlindMole69 "Come up and see me sometime..."

I’m holding out for raven symone

@doeincrisis You need therapy, deer.

PLEASE.

@TeslaAIBot Hey, Optimus. Need a little tweaking of your algos?

Good morning humans 😈

@NotTodayEric or a spider in your bathtub

Everyone’s a badass until there’s a bee in your car.

@BlindMole69 Have you been banished to the shit-hole again? Better to work from home anyway.

If you work remote, that’s totally cool, but if you are always late for teams meetings, you’re a piece of shit.

@wolfncrisis I'm ready to bear it all, too. Exclusive hugs, my specialty area.

I’m one bad hunt away from opening an Onlyfangs account if you see me posting exclusive tail wags and ear scratch content for $9.99/mo… just know the life chose me, i didn’t choose it.

@wolfncrisis Watermelon!

what starts with a W and you absolutely love

@elonmusk Did you see Jensen?

You missed the Lifeboat by a nautical mile. Alzheimer’s (and Parkinson’s) are primarily caused by microtubules disassembling which then releases tau. The Apo protein competes with tau for binding to microtubules which are destabilized by Apo. Treatment should be to stabilize (epothilone B) or reassemble (low intensity ultrasound) brain microtubules. A recent study showed cognitive symptoms and cortical atrophy reversed by ultrasound. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33681449/

@BillyM2k Sounds like marriage vows

@Goose455049 The wife always bears the burden in the possum family

@wolfncrisis 😂

@makayla7 we had jobs before?

is animal twitter dead? say hi if you’re still here.

@Goose455049 Just a minute

@BlindMole69 @kitkatstx Smooth operator

@kitkatstx You want some beer and f or don’t you drink

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

@Goose455049 What's good for the goose is good for the gander - don't know wtf that means but it sounds right.

@NotTodayEric There's something for every animal, including you, Eric.

Twitter is the best place to express your deepest thoughts and feelings or fight with a cow.

@Goose455049 Are my feet webbed because I swim or do I swim because I have webbed feet?🤔