Malc Smith Ⓜ️

@YorkshireTea A Christmas tea topper - done proper! #yorkshiretea #yorkshireTree #angel

@paul1964Jam Terry Nutkins wasn’t all that bad!

Who remembers this irritating twat

@WhiteHouse Almost the right character. Almost.

In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready. This is the way. May the 4th be with you.

@MeidasTouch Singing as the world burns. What an awful human being he is.

Photo of Donald Trump from yesterday. REUTERS/Nathan Howard

✈️ NEXT STOP: The Villages, Florida 🇺🇸

@Magnus_Fiskesjo @TheRealThelmaJ1 Indeed! So I’m not missing the point then! Just one of the many points! 🙌

@malc_smith @TheRealThelmaJ1 But, u r missing the point. Its pure genius is that it applies to extremists everywhere, including ultranationalists of course *and* to ultraleftists waving Chinese flags etc etc, ... goes without sayin'

The new Banksy sculpture in London is brilliant

Bro needs to retire from public and private life.

Under President Trump's leadership, Iran will NEVER obtain a nuclear weapon.

@fesshole So you made cuppa soup? Great stuff.

My sister gave us an amazing high powered blender. We can put a whole meal into it and drink it as a smoothie: soup, roast meat and veg, gravy, apple crumble. This is a game changer and hubby and I love it, even if roast smoothies aren't fashionable (yet).

New Banksy statue. #banksy #trump #sculpture

@stuzi_pants I’m enjoying “Mr Inbetween” at the moment. Hit man series from Australia. (Although on Disney+!)

Started The Wire from scratch again last night. Managed three episodes in one sitting I still say that pound for pound it’s the greatest drama series of all time, just edging out Breaking Bad and The Sopranos Any other suggestions for one of the top spots?

@georgepudding3 @stuzi_pants 😂😂😂 Mrs Browns Boys need to be deep undercover. So deep we can’t even see or hear them!

@stuzi_pants ‘Mrs Brown’s Undercover Boys’

@dank_ackroyd Or should I say the “Britty Tranny Polly”

@dank_ackroyd Sarcasm from the BTP!

Hello British Transport Police? I’ve seen something that doesn’t look right

@marcooth Madness. Reminds me of those cars in the 80s with crazy long names! Ford escort Ghia FSI 2.5L injection executive cabriolet

Really like the look of these Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference Memphis Style Maple Glazed BBQ Beef Rib Flavour Ridge Cut Hand Cooked Potato Chips Limited Edition with Sweet and Smoky Paprika.

@sciencegirl Yes. It’s edited, cut, sped up. Not ai generated though.

Synchronized swimmer Kristina Makushenko performed the iconic dance from Michael Jackson's Thriller video underwater

@SRFielding72 @fesshole I’m assuming a male couple, so probably less delaying tactics! 😉

@fesshole Next time invite a man and see if he goes to as much trouble. The answer will be telling.

I floated the idea to my husband of inviting a woman to our bed. He said OK, then turned it into a woodworking project to hand make a love seat like Edward VII had for threesomes. I've lost interest. Should have just found and shagged a woman myself without him.

But when is it Inconsiderate Constructors Day?

@jonburkeUK In the UK we would need to start filling in the potholes first!

The reason there will be no ‘fuel crisis’ in the Netherlands is that every town, city, & village in the land is connected by fully-segregated cycle lanes. It’s possible for the Dutch to simply stop driving while fuel is short and prices are high. That’s real energy resilience.

@rawespresso Indeed . Most people. Lots of people. It IS actually normal. Rather than unusual.

Sunday at 5pm hits a specific way when you've got a job you don't want to go back to. It's not tiredness. You've had two days off. It's that quiet awareness that the next five days don't belong to you and there's nothing you can do about it before Monday at 9am. There's a name for it. Most people write it off as normal. It isn't.