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Mr. J

@malismmj

I’m Bart Simpson who the hell are you (She/her)

Katılım Ekim 2015
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Mr. J
Mr. J@malismmj·
@webdevMason I was a teen with an infection, getting checked out at the health department when I winced in pain at what the worker was doing and she said “you’ve had a penis in here, you’re fine” and shoved her fingers in me
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Mason@webdevMason·
Everyone, every single person has a healthcare blackpilling moment, ideally a nonconsequential one For me it was having to BEG for a strep test after the doctor glanced at my mouth and "couldn't see" the white spots on my tonsils, then acting annoyed with me when it was positive
Allie ✞@allie__voss

I think people have this view of doctors as like, Dr House whose relentless pursuit of truth will stop at nothing to get you the right diagnosis. In reality, most doctors provide the least risky treatment for your most obvious symptoms. That’s it.

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Mr. J@malismmj·
@paranoidluan Thinking about how my boyfriend told me he was gonna take all the pictures and videos for me at the eras tour so I wasn’t distracted and could fully enjoy the show and even looked up tricks on how to shoot iPhone videos at dark concerts that still look good all without me asking
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mha foi no RH 🏟️
mha foi no RH 🏟️@paranoidluan·
galera evitem mostrar no tiktok que o namorado de vcs é um insuportável se não quiser receber comentários chamando ele de insuportável
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Mr. J@malismmj·
@TerrySimson @blizzb3ar The bridesmaids and the bride had nice dresses but the groomsmen were in like, jeans and a button up. More than one of them had on a baseball cap. I get not everyone wants a fancy wedding but like, you couldn’t at least put on your church clothes???
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Terry Simson
Terry Simson@TerrySimson·
@malismmj @blizzb3ar Somewhat similar thing happened to me. I wore a cute jumpsuit and heels to a wedding and EVERYBODY but the wedding party were in jeans and t shirts.
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mitra
mitra@mitrajoy_·
I bring a certain “everything is political” vibe to every single place that apolitical people don’t really like
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yusuke@juanvenchy·
karaoke but we’re all doing very specific live versions with niche note changes
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A Left-Wing Account ™️@PushDemsLeft·
"Iran is homophobic and misogynistic!" Yeah, and unfortunately so is my Bible Belt home state. Should we carpet bomb South Carolina, too?
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Mr. J@malismmj·
@turntineforwhat This is the only way my sisters husband has spoken to me since I reached young adulthood and it’s precisely why we only interact when we have to
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GREGY@Gregy_Online·
listening to "aint it fun" by paramore makes me feel like i'm a dog in a movie about dogs
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Mr. J@malismmj·
@_sorrengailll Put on the moisturizer when your body is still damp. You’ll use half as much and it’ll still be distributed and take no time at all
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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
Women who moisturise their entire body after every shower: HOW? WHAT DO YOU EAT?
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Mr. J@malismmj·
It was middle school. Except it isn’t. This is the world, this is who we’re sharing it with. We’re going to run out of water so that we can have shitty, ugly cartoons with no soul trying to sell to us. And people don’t care, because they’d rather make their shitty, ugly cartoons.
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Mr. J
Mr. J@malismmj·
Anyway. She called me a hater and told me to shut up with laughing emojis. Many people in the group told her to ignore the ai haters, some even said they were enticed to buy from ai pictures because they find them cute. It was all laughing emojis and “hater,” “loser,” -
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Mr. J
Mr. J@malismmj·
I keep seeing AI business logos for small businesses so I commented on one post by a treat maker, gently explaining that many patrons will not want to purchase product from an AI logo. I asked how it showcased their business, how it shows any dedication or knowledge-
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Mr. J@malismmj·
@taylorndean And then I am left filled with dread thinking about all the people who do this every day and call me a hater when I try to educate them on why to stop
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Taylor Nicole Dean
Taylor Nicole Dean@taylorndean·
anytime I accidentally click on grok I swipe out immediately but still feel so gross and dirty knowing it was generating a response. I’m so sorry lakes I did not mean to take water from you
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Mr. J@malismmj·
@LRNROSE My rent is more than double the mortgage for the house my dad started buying in 1984, when he was two years younger than I currently am. It is not an easy conversation
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Mr. J@malismmj·
@standupmonkey @atensnut Man who is a lawyer AND Olympian: “it’s wrong to murder people” Republicans: “strip him of his status and funding!!!!”
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Terry McGurrin
Terry McGurrin@standupmonkey·
@atensnut He’s at the Olympics, so he can say what he wants. If they change the name of it to the Ozempics it’ll be your turn to talk.
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Juanita Broaddrick
Juanita Broaddrick@atensnut·
🚨This Asswipe, USA curler, Rich Ruohonen, spewing hateful Anti-ICE rhetoric. He doesn’t deserve to wear the American flag on his sleeve. What a POS. Strip him of US Olympic funds.
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