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@TPExpressTrains I had them hot literally on Wednesday on this service though up to Glasgow. Who the hell eats cold pies? Aren't they quiche?

@mancblokey Good afternoon, I am afraid I am not sure whether these are often catered hot. I would suggest filing a formal complaint here if you wish: railhelp.co.uk/tpexpress/make… ^Charlotte

Hey @TPExpressTrains settle an argument between me and your staff that I've had these pies hot before? They won't heat them up. I had these hot as recent as Wednesday. Also cheers for cancelling the train I am on 1505 from Glasgow while I am on it because you're failing.

Come on, give 'im a mug! #Justice4Gerald

I mean, wow. No-one could survive that.

I have just been informed by a hideous man in Superdrug that I used to be more attractive when I was younger - a spat ensued

Section 28 didn’t come out of nowhere. It came from a society where 75% thought homosexuality was wrong. From a society that feared the sight of a man in drag would corrupt. From a society that believed ignorance was better for children than any knowledge of gay lives. 🧵 1/16

@Monster_Maker I hate taking calls on public transport. Though if I had been that stranger, hearing you go through everything about your mam and how exhausted you sound while repeating it in detail again to yet another health professional, I would have done same and also asked if you were okay.

@TheTraitorsUK @BBCiPlayer Tis up!

Fellow fans! #TheTraitorsUK Series 2 Episode 5 is currently MIA from @BBCiPlayer, but it's being looked into. Please give them some time, it'll show up when fixed. We will let you all know when this happens. 🙏

#bukkake #asplashing #bukkakeru #tosplash #japanese #japanesenoodledish #wordoftheday #japanesewords #motdujour #wortdestages #paroladelgiorno #words #vocabulary #etymology #etymologie #tomreadwilson #everydaysaschoolday x

@JonShenanigans @Samueltennant If you can make it to Northern Ireland to uncover the secret of those motorways then that would be wicked sweet awesome... 😁

@Samueltennant Yep :) NI is a bit of a mission but I intend to get over there :) One day we'll build a bridge... it'd be easy then.

@JonShenanigans LOVE Secrets of the Motorway! Any plans for the OTHER M1 and the rest in Northern Ireland? (Especially the zanyness of the tiny roundabout in the middle of the single carriageway M12...) There's not that many NI Motorways, mind! Shouldn't take that long! Cheers!

Aged 16 I wanted to be a printer like my father, my grand-father and his father before him. I was met with a ‘No. Closed Shop. No women’. 62 this month and I’ve just completed my first degree. Fine Art Printmaking. Born to make a mess and learnt to clean it up. #ItsNeverTooLate

MEL GIEDROYC AS A BUTTER CHURNING POLISH MILKMAID! GIVE HER AN NTA RIGHT NOW! #Eurovision2023

My #PokemonGO is being a bit funny. 1st or 2nd battle on a gym I get a white square and lvl24 Pikachu in the opponent section then the battle tries to start and nothing happens. Have to restart game. Have cleared cache and reinstalled. @NianticHelp any ideas please? Ver 0.267.1

My blue tick has gone, but I’m appearing on Bargain Hunt, so, really, I think we all know who’s won.

Nope. That's enough social media for one day

@CanalRiverTrust @OfficialTfGM There is a Mesh Fence that blocks access between the Eastbound Platform at #etihadcampus and the southern bank of the #ashtoncanal. This fence, for years, has helped the Bank create a protected space for the Canadian geese during nesting season 1/3

Word of the day is a reminder of 'ipsedixitism' (18th century): the assertion that something is 'fact' based on one person's opinion.

Is that Dr Karl Kennedy in Walford?! From everyone here at #EastEnders, thank you @Neighbours for 37 wonderful soap years! ❤️ @alanfletcher @kelliebright76 @ShonaBM #Neighbours #CelebratingNeighbours

Word of the day is 'filipendulous' (19th century): hanging by a thread.