Amanda Wendorff

Breaking: Issue 1 fails. Big cities, suburban and many rural counties voted down issue dispatch.com/story/news/pol…

@bbculp @TheCollinsCup RVB out, Chartier in

There will be a last-minute substitution at @TheCollinsCup. Whoever guesses right gets a used speedo (formerly size 30, but now more like 33).

Manatees eating sweet potatoes

@WattsUpKarin 😨😰😥

Let's say it. The President intentionally and explicitly demanded a violent mob storm the center of government to force legislators to keep him in office in defiance of the constitution and the will of the country's voters.

@kellyphuah @darkhorsetri Yeah also keen to try this but off-season HR might be too high ... will need to really chill the room

Power/cadence/HR challenge. You’ll have to trust me on the HR. Get ‘em all within 5 of each other.

@pstriathlon @bbculp @rrheisler @IRONMANtri @starykowicz @protriorg @usantidoping Corticosteroids banned in competition if administered orally (pill), by IV, intramuscularly or rectally. Not banned if inhaled in therapeutic doses. Breo was banned bc of the vilanterol and will be ok next year

@bbculp @rrheisler @IRONMANtri @starykowicz @protriorg @usantidoping It's spelled "cortisteroid", Brad. See, I knew you knew this, but yet you've been bullshitting everyone for a week now. Fluticasone is the reason the TUE wasn't approved. Because Breo is a "steroid inhaler".... where did I hear that expression???

.@IRONMANtri's attempt to give @starykowicz 10 times the sanction of similar cases cost him close to $100k. Good to see @protriorg have his back.

@protriorg @ChallengeDIS 1-2-3 for @QT2Systems athletes!!! WOW

🎥 | #PTOLive - FASTEST RUN Fighting her way through the field with the fastest run (53:00 minutes) Lenny Ramsey finishes THIRD. Lisa Becharas win the qualifying ticket to the PTO 2020 Championship at @ChallengeDIS

🎥 | #PTOLive - Your #GreatFloridianTriathlon women's WINNER! 🥇 Jeanni Seymour takes another victory this month, cheered across the finish line by husband @BIGMETZtri 👏 #PTO #TriathletesUnite #Triathlon @usatriathlon @tri247

@ChiPartyAunt Walking down the middle of LSD the morning after the Blizzard of 2011. And, of course, Election Night 2008.

Tell your auntie: what’s your favorite Chicago memory?

Sweet Tart

In The Air Tonight drum solo: Quarantine edition

@WattsUpKarin What did we used to call those? Non-chalant selfies?

@Florida_Today Severe flu / pneumonia symptoms that hit him "like a ton of bricks," so he decided to travel internationally and then go to the hospital 5 days later? Best wishes to him but this is infuriating.

At his grandmother's urging, Dylan Reda went to Holmes Regional Medical Center on Friday afternoon. floridatoday.com/story/news/202…

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time

@pushmylimitz @FellowFlowers Thanks for the shout out! It sounds like your August was pretty darn amazing

To do list: - Sort out life - Try again tomorrow

@thisamazingday Phew 😅

@CoachNRizzo I know this was for #SoccerChat but you should make it your life motto / slogan.

Nick Rizzo. I'm just here for the people. #SoccerChat

@JHCTriathlon @theheidilueb @pippiswims IL has mail-in! Just sent mine. Skip those lines next time! (But good on ya for waiting it out) 👊🏻

@theheidilueb @pippiswims Yes that is Illinois too. Gotta go in.

Lines to Vote are well over 1 hour. I couldn’t be happier to stand in a line! #vote #donotcomplainunlessyouvote #ElectionDay2018