Manytypesoftea

@taskmaster Oh okay lots of people have noticed, it’s just I can’t search Twitter properly any more

And as part of the joke, he says “I couldn’t eat a whole one”. A whole one (1). ONE. The result of this series hung on a knife edge. The 4 points Andy got in this task altered the series result. Surely, @taskmaster, this is an unfairness of epic proportions?

I can’t have been the only one to notice the gross miscarriage of justice which has occurred on Taskmaster???? One which has compromised the integrity of the winner of the series?????!

@mikefloorstand I think the one further on is cleared now - they just arrived with me

@manytypesoftea Where is the second landslide please? (I know about the big one by the standing stone south of the Ardfern turnoff.)

Is anyone out there in or near the A816 near Kintraw? My parents and three other cars of people have been stuck between two landslides for about 5 hours. No sign of help coming.

This is one of landslides my parents were stranded by…

Parents made it to a village with a pub and some accommodation… I guess they live there now

I’m now on Bluesky which is less evil billionaire-y Unless I am an evil billionaire and don’t realise it? Anyway see if you can crack the code & find me there* *username may be exactly the same

@nrm1972 I just felt a calling to start wearing this combo then realised I was part of a movement

@manytypesoftea I am here for this look.

Alright everyone, have we got our uniforms on? OTHER WOMEN IN THEIR EARLY 40s WEARING A STRIPEY TOP AND BLACK LEATHER JACKET: hell yeah!

Had a nightmare last night that you had to list all the items IN your recycling bag ON the recycling bag, and that I’d been neglecting to do this for some 20 years. The shame

Too late I realise those creepy old people staring at me when I was a fresher were just having an encounter with their own mortality

Nobody ROFLs any more. Do you know how much of the early 2000s we spent ROFLing? Never mind ROFLMAOing

Absolutely scenes as Classic FM plays the music from The Lion King, reopening wounds that took twenty years to heal

It’s so handy to have technology that means I can take a picture of this cheque to get the money into my bank, rather than spending my precious time going to the bank! *spends 121,045 hours trying to take an acceptable picture of said cheque*

@400FootGhost Borrrrrn 74… there’s only one of me

@manytypesoftea Me too - I don't want it in my head, but it's in there nonetheless. He loved to do a little rap around that time didn't he.

I am pleased to learn, after encountering it in a television show tonight, that I still know all the words to the rap at the end of Kids by Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue

@idlewildgirl For a moment it looked like an aerial shot of some fields and then the slug would have been EXTREMELY BIG

Look at the size of this slug

@sharkastic You did and I appreciate it! Going to hold them to that

@manytypesoftea I think I mentioned it before, but they can't bill you for more than 12 months. ofgem.gov.uk/information-co…

Huge enormous round of very slow applause please for my energy provider, who after 13 months of trying have finally managed to set up a gas account for me. Don’t worry! They still managed to mess it up by putting £50 of my money to the previous owner’s bill