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@mapledcode

Code monkey like Fritos. Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.

Vancity Katılım Haziran 2008
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J.J. McCullough
J.J. McCullough@JJ_McCullough·
Man I just saw the craziest sight here in Vancouver. Some guy at the Shoppers Drug Mart filled up a shopping basket absolutely full of candies and chips and other snacks and things and then just confidently strolled right out the front door. I told the old guy stocking the shelves, and he was like, “yeah and that’s not even the worst. I once saw someone walk out with a 50 inch TV.” He said sometimes the security guards do something, if they are authorized to make arrests, but usually not. He was from the Philippines. “Canadian law says you can’t touch them or that’s assault. Back home the guards have guns and they’d just shoot them.”
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Malcon
Malcon@Bluextra274774·
@chefsevenn Who tf puts ketchup on scrambled eggs
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs ?
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@bierberfever420 Americans b like “yo heading to dollar general does anyone else want complete garbage from there too? Yo don’t worry Dollar Tree’s on the way” Meanwhile, Dollarama sells Stanley tools, Lysol cleaning, Rockstar, Tostitos, Swissco, Tylenol, and Villagio Classico for $5 or less
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marshall
marshall@bierberfever420·
Canadians b like I need to go to dollarama
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@Apogee_Ent Mario 64 is the answer to this thread. Nintendo didn’t HAVE to go so hard on nailing buttery smooth and responsive 3d movement in their first major 3d game, but they did, and the industry was better for it.
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Apogee Entertainment
Apogee Entertainment@Apogee_Ent·
What’s a game where movement alone made it fun to replay?
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@Shenxiao123971 ITT: a bunch of people who forget that applying pressure to an area covered in skin leaves it lighter for up to a few seconds. His skin goes back to its regular pigment in no time.
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shenxiao
shenxiao@Shenxiao123971·
原来不是天生的黑皮肤啊
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
Rewatching the Grand Tour episode where James May’s i3 went against Clarkson’s Golf GTI. It’s always suspicious when everything that could go wrong with one side does and the other goes so smoothly. That said, the i3 was a pretty poor representation of the state of EVs.
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Raven
Raven@Ravenismeee·
If someone handed you $500 and said it was because you’re ugly, are you taking it?
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CLEAN CAR CLUB
CLEAN CAR CLUB@TheCleanCarClub·
As a senior driver, reverse or drive forward to remove it?
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stephen
stephen@stephenattong·
🚨You’re only allowed to tell a cineplex employee to remove ONE! who’s gotta go? 😳
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
I really want to play the new pokemon game but I also really don’t want to buy a Switch 2, know what I mean?
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Kashaf
Kashaf@noor36758·
Be honest, which processor is actually the best?
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@jim1walsh @davepl1968 My current laptop is 2023 and though only 3 years old it is still going quite strong. However My 2017 laptop’s video card fried out of nowhere and my 2014 laptops hardware also bricked out of nowhere. Weren’t cheap units. I’m curious what your make and model is to have lasted
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@jim1walsh @davepl1968 You’re right, my brother is currently using my 2013 hardware in my custom rig and he’s still streaming games to twitch released yesterday. He’s not enjoying that experience by any means but it does, charitably, work, in a post electron enshittification world
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Dave W Plummer
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968·
It was an awesome time because you didn't have to buy a phone and a laptop and an iPad and a desktop and a VCR and a Microwave and second car. They didn't have MORE, they had less. They were just content to live with that. So now they own their home and you're leasing an iPhone from T-Mobile.
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN

Gen Z doesn’t understand that the economy was so good that one regular full-time job could support a family of four, buy a house, afford a car, cover healthcare, save for retirement, pay for the kids’ college, and still leave money for vacations and occasional luxuries.

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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@KaiXCreator It’s helping me put up less barriers for feature development. Everyone’s happier. Stakeholders requests are heard, I don’t have to worry as much about time sunk into exploration, things get delivered faster and with more edge cases covered and polish than before; It’s been good
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Kaito
Kaito@KaiXCreator·
Is AI helping you think better or think less?
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@imalicenine Welcome to Serious Sam, the answer to the question “What if I could just turn my brain off and shoot things”
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a9@imalicenine·
i actually need a game where i can just turn my brain off run around and shoot things
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@yegor256 mmm half right, a single post entrypoint with a payload that includes exactly what the caller wants to do and fetch in a single call is the way forward, but the agent may and will simply deal with the responses, making sense of the loosely defined serialized I/O
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Yegor Bugayenko
Yegor Bugayenko@yegor256·
RESTful APIs may be dead soon. Instead, web services may expose a single POST entry point for a prompt. Internally, an AI agent may decide how to interpret it and what to do with the data and the database.
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Maple Covered Code@mapledcode·
@philthistweet That is an _excellent_ question, and one that everyone with a brain regrets having explored. :)
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phil bohun
phil bohun@philthistweet·
Why is anyone using JavaScript on the server in the first place?
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