Marco Hall

@aboutasteph Made of papier mache when he played for us. It’s just so frustrating and inevitable that a good club would have better, well, everything.

What magic did Geelong use to fix Jack Martin’s calves 😭

@MarkPirotta @StuddertNatalie @SimonBanksHB @AngusTaylorMP Either mother or father can take the parental leave of 24 weeks, so if one parent wasn’t able to claim it the other could.

@StuddertNatalie @SimonBanksHB @AngusTaylorMP In a perfect world it would be no work till you wanted to go back… We do have mandatory place holding for 12 months in Australia - so you don’t get paid but an employer has to give you your job back if you go back to work within 12 months of going on maternity leave…

So an Australian marries a UK citizen while working in London They return to Australia and fall pregnant before citizenship is granted @AngusTaylorMP cuts them off Paid Parental Leave How anti-family can you get?

@hughriminton Already the case no? One of my employees, been here for 10 years, sponsored by us for PR - during those 10 years of FT working and paying taxes he has not been entitled to Medicare or any type of welfare. Now PR granted and his wife having a baby - not entitled to parental leave

If under the Opposition a permanent resident taxpayer (but non citizen) can’t gain welfare if they need it, why stop there. Surely non-citizens shouldn’t be able to call the police, or join a library, or seek help at a public hospital regardless of the taxes they’ve paid. 🤷‍♂️

@The_PrenderCast @triplemfooty Thanks but no thanks

@triplemfooty Longmire. Saved you the click and listen.

“I think it’d be him. I think he’s a chance. “ Fev's pick to replace Voss at Carlton. gotriplem.link/FCkKLWX

@The_PrenderCast It would also be good if we could hit a target by foot

The adjustment we need to see in the second term is numbers/density in the corridor from kick out. Can we make the tweak to funnel/fan the Lions wide in transition? It’s not a massive ask that we recognise the pattern of their ball movement. #AFLLionsBlues

@Kyptastic1 @docturf @OffTheBenchTeam well worth a segment

EXCLUSIVE! I’ve been sent the whiteboard of an unnamed media organisation where they are dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of their competitors.

@aboutasteph yep, was awesome. amazing adrenaline rush. have fun

Who here has been sky diving before? Are there strict medical guidelines that prevent someone from being eligible to do it? Adrenaline junkie 🤷🏻‍♀️ Cause I haven’t had enough thrills and spills in life already 🤣

@Fabiano_G7 @The_PrenderCast @hoff47 Happy Birthday Tim

Hey @The_PrenderCast fam, join me in wishing Timbo (@hoff47) the happiest of *cough* 50th Birthdays.

@FootballAUS hello, can you please tell me why football is the only sport in australia where there isn’t a commemoration before each game on Anzac Day? Thanks

@BlackDumpling And dying at 30

I want you to imagine **getting a toothache** during this pre-Capitalism era of bliss.

@JBanned__ I fly a lot and board early because (in Australia at least) there’s no room left in the overhead compartments and some fuckwit who can’t read their boarding card won’t be sitting in my seat.

They’re all running to stand in boarding queue again. I’m just gonna sit here having a pint until it gets down to last few then walk on. Is it a superior IQ or am I just up against retards?

@kayosports have tried all of these and still not working

@oelma__ Taste.

@RevRayCistman He ain’t in heaven mate.

Derek Chauvin deserves to sit in prison for as long as George Floyd sits in Heaven.

@paoloseb05 @kirra_jade14 We have shown on multiple occasions, over many years that we are not a ‘good’ football club - I remember 20 years ago when SJ was banned by Geelong for 6 weeks due to an indiscretion - one of their best players, because he breached the club culture. We would never have done that.

@kirra_jade14 Pathetic from our club, Kirra. How many players, coaches, medicos, employees, directors, managers are active on game day? Before and during the match?

The story here isn’t Elijah Hollands anymore - it’s how he was allowed to remain on the field for three and a half quarters. Serious questions need to be asked. Quite simply, it’s not good enough. An entire stadium could see he wasn’t right, where was the duty of care? #afl

@The_PrenderCast Poor 74k people at a home game for the club v the old enemy, maybe the financial implications will be the tipping point for this admin. They sure as hell can’t see the football reasons or else it’d be done by now.

Were a laughing stock because for too long we’ve made the wrong decisions. We’ve blown vital hires - CEOs, coaches, recruiters, fitness & footy bosses - and been too slow to react when all were revealed as sub standard. It’s institutional failure on an unprecedented scale.

@S_U_Network 99.94

Name the one sports record that will not be broken.

@kayosports why isn’t there a daily highlights package for the masters?

I went to light the BBQ and they’ve kicked 6 in a row??? #AFLCrowsBlues

@StephChiocci @CarltonFC Go baggers

Dinner cooked. Scarf on. Fiancé strategically distancing herself from me / “busy” 😂 Let the rollercoaster of emotions begin 🤝 @CarltonFC #AFLCrowsBlues 💙