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EVIL EMPOWERED PEOPLE EMPOWER EVIL PEOPLE. This is the state of the Ph government. 🙁

@Timmysofine "Sorry, sir. This is our cleaning staff, Snaky McSnakeface." x.com/Timmysofine/st…

So there was this couple who checked into a hotel somewhere in Krabi, Thailand. One partner ran crying at 5 AM, saying there was something around her neck: a SNAKE slithering by their bed. It was reported to the staff, and here is what they found:

IMPEACHMENT COMPLAINT VS. COMELEC CHAIR GARCIA, COMMISSIONERS Inihahanda na ang paghahain ng impeachment complaint laban kay Commission on Elections (COMELEC) chairman George Garcia at anim na commisioners sa Kamara. Ayon sa mga abogadong sina Eldrige Marvin Aceron at Sikini Labastilla, reklamong culpable violation of Republic Act No. 8436 (Automated Election System Law), betrayal of public trust, at ibang high crimes ang ihahain nilang reklamo. Kaugnay ito ng anila'y "documented pattern of institutional misconduct" sa dalawang nakalipas na election cycles. Wala pang tugon dito ang poll body. | via Mon Gualvez

UPDATE: Supreme Court dismisses the petition of Atty. Harry Roque to stop the House of Representatives from arresting him and requiring him to attend hearings on POGOs. The SC said the petition had become moot after the lifting of the contempt order vs. Roque. | via @adrianayalin

@PolymarketIntel Takes one to know one.

Donald Trump: “I have no problem if a country sends oil to Cuba. It’s one boatload, it won’t have an impact. If they want to do it, it doesn’t bother me much. Cuba is finished. They have a bad and corrupt leadership.”

2 lawyers filing impeachment complaint vs. Comelec chief, commissioners s.inqnews.net/yZBxhSG

@News5PH Jusko pong pineapple naman na balita ito, @News5PH . Hahahaha. Pang baranggay level lang to eh.

Ibinahagi ni Sen. Bong Go ang pagkikita nila ng isang lalaking kayang gayahin ang boses ni dating pangulong Rodrigo Duterte. Nag-sample pa ito at binigyan ang Senador ng rosary bracelet. Bilang pasasalamat, ibinigay naman ni Go ang kanyang relo rito.

@rowena_guanzon Gusto mo magsenador diba? Pag na elect ka ano balak mo? Dapat solusyon ang sinasabi mo. Ano gagawin mo as senator? Magrereklamo lang?

Why do other Asian countries have several refiniries and we only have one ? Petron.

@ABSCBNNews I hope hackers don't mess with that page. Pls @YourAnonNews do not hack former President Duterte's page. 😉

LOOK: The Duterte family launched a website for former President Rodrigo Duterte on his 81st birthday, March 28. The family said the portal “is dedicated to the supporters whose belief, encouragement, and unwavering loyalty have carried our family through the years.” (Screenshot) | via @HarleneDelgado

@glacyforyou Hahaha, eto ang sagot ni Tatay karton sa inyong mga DDShits na naniwala sa kanya, namnamin nyo at isabuhay nyo araw araw 😅🤣😂😝🤪🤢🤮

@rowena_guanzon This definitely sounds good. Who doesn't want extra money, right? But will this not make inflation worse? Any economists here who wants to comment?

Governnent should suspend thr colkecrion of income tax for rhose earning below 1M. Inflation is up.

@RickyDoggin If ever there is a nuclear holocaust, the only living things that will survive are cockroaches and people who eat whatever that is. x.com/RickyDoggin/st…

I don't even know what this is...🤮🤮🤮

@gmanews Magkano ba gasto ng pamasahe at accommodation dyan sa The Hague? Mag nag compute na ba?

PANOORIN: Davao City 1st District Rep. Paolo Duterte, nakiisa sa selebrasyon ng ika-81 kaarawan ni dating Pangulong Rodrigo Duterte sa The Hague, Netherlands ngayong araw, March 28. 2026. Nagpasalamat si Paolo Duterte sa lahat ng Pilipino sa buong mundo na nagdarasal at patuloy na sumusuporta sa dating pangulo. “Sobrang daming tao, nasiyahan tayo at ang buong pamilya ay nagpapasalamat” sabi ni Paolo Duterte sa kaniyang pahayag. | via Sophia Balod/Stringer

@News5PH Samahan mo na si Tatay Digs sa The Hague kung talagang mahal mo.x.com/News5PH/status…

‘WE LOVE YOU, TATAY DIGONG!’ 💚 Binati ni Sen. Bong Go si dating pangulong Rodrigo Duterte na nagdiriwang ng kanyang ika-81 kaarawan ngayong Sabado, March 28. Hiling ng senador, maging pag-alala rin ang araw na ito sa naging serbisyo ng dating pangulo. Hinimok din niya ang mga Pilipino na ipagdasal ang kalusugan, kaligtasan, at kalayaan ni Duterte.

@ItsJuliansRum Very performative.

This is still one of the most unsettling and bizarre videos I’ve ever seen someone post to the internet

Everyone is making hot dog like this, after save this genius idea.

@MackinleyZamora Jesus be like: "Start the rapture."

Malapit na Semana Santa, handa na ba ang lahat? Buti pa ang mayora ng Malabon, handang handa na. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

@bncdotph Ang kelangan namen ay solusyon.

VP Sara warns of job losses, food crisis in coming months bnc.bilyonaryo.com/sara-duterte-e…

@manilabulletin Ang kelangan name solusyon.

Vice President Sara Duterte shared Thursday, March 26, her office's cost-cutting measures as she warned Filipinos against the worsening situation, which might persist until the end of the year. READ: mb.com.ph/2026/03/26/vp-…

@aakashgupta How much did he spend on a reading tutor tho?

Floyd Mayweather never wore a pair of underwear twice. He employed someone full-time whose only job was sanitizing his car collection each morning. If a car hadn’t been wiped down, Mayweather wouldn’t touch it. The man spent $12,000 a week at one Japanese steakhouse. Every week. For years. At a party, he threw $50,000 into a swimming pool to watch strippers dive in after it. Floyd bought a $50,000 diamond-encrusted iPod. An $18 million watch with 260 carats of diamonds. A $10 million engagement ring for a woman who became his ex. The car habit got worse. Five Bugattis. Sixteen Rolls-Royces. A $5 million Koenigsegg. His assistant mentioned she’d just picked up his 33rd Mercedes from one dealership. Mayweather got tired of her borrowing his cars, so he bought her one too. Then came the jets. A $60 million Gulfstream for himself. A second one for $30 million because his entourage was annoying him on the first. The gambling was its own beast. $5.9 million on a single NBA game. Six figures on the Little Caesars Bowl. The Little Caesars Bowl. He averaged $100,000 a week in bets. One year he reportedly lost $50 million. Thieves broke into his house and walked out with $7 million in jewelry. Floyd kept spending. Then the IRS showed up wanting $22 million in unpaid taxes. Mayweather’s lawyers told a judge his wealth was “primarily illiquid.” Asked the court to please wait 60 days because another fight was coming and he needed the purse to cover the bill. He paid. Then bought the second jet. Now it’s 2026. The first jet is sold. A court authorized creditors to seize his Bugatti. His strip club owes back taxes. He still owes Logan Paul $1.5 million from four years ago. His team asked Showtime to open the books on his career earnings. Showtime said the records were destroyed in a flood. Mayweather’s plan to fix everything: fight a 59-year-old Mike Tyson. In the Congo. At age 49. Career earnings: $1.2 billion. Every line above is real.

@News5PH Dude just spews garbage every single time he opens his mouth.

‘NOW IS THE TIME TO REVIVE OUR RIGHTFUL CLAIM TO SABAH’ Nanawagan si Sen. Robin Padilla kay Pres. Bongbong Marcos na bawiin ang karapatan ng Pilipinas sa Sabah o North Borneo sa gitna ng matinding taas-presyo sa petrolyo. “Panahon na upang muling buhayin ang ating karapat-dapat na pag-angkin sa Sabah,” saad ni Sen. Padilla sa isang Facebook post. “Dapat ituon ni [PCG Spokesperson Jay Tarriela] at ng kanyang grupo ang kanilang makabayang sigasig sa isla, na nakikita sa parehong low tide at high tide,” dagdag pa niya.