Maria Howson

I need to spend money or i will pass out

@jmsweeney_ Ya damn right

It’s amazing what ridding your life of toxicity does for your soul

@jpinkham_ HAHAHAHA I love it

@maria_howson Jordan and I went this morning & I was the one to make us leave 😂

@kissykrissyyyy Heartbroken

@maria_howson Devastated

@cdemick17 @corona And Purell

It is currently 6:27pm and there is still light in the sky left, i feel the seasonal depression lifting

@jsweeney_ I so feel this

What’s the word for being introverted enough to want to do everything alone, yet extroverted enough to want to be around people without interacting with them

@jsweeney_ Would love to rt this

It’s 2020; why aren’t FaceTime video voicemails a thing?

@MitchelGaetani reintroducing himself to my friends he’s met 7 times already

When you see Toby in a Super Bowl ad

@jsweeney_ Ily, you’re precious!!!

@maria_howson always sends me songs she thinks I’ll like & it’s the most precious thing 🥺🥺🥺

PRAY FOR THESE SOLDIERS🇺🇸 | More than 700 soldiers from Fort Bragg deployed to the Middle East. bit.ly/39zUZXN

I can look at a girl and automatically know which American Girl she had. Like, you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed by the Samantha energy that they give off?

The number of times I catch myself laughing at my own jokes is kind of pathetic lmao but it's hard being the funniest person I know

@Elle_NadiaC @Reuters This is me as a raccoon

A slow-moving raccoon that made its way through a Christmas market in the central German city of Erfurt was in a 'drunken state,' witnesses described, before being shot dead