Mark Kehoe (He/Him)

@juanbbo420 @dydhome184 @ChampagneLasagn @StephaniePa4k @shesbonky Fingers on one hand? Oh, no… you’re a two hander

@dydhome184 @ChampagneLasagn @mark_a_kehoe @StephaniePa4k @shesbonky Lol, im good with my body count. But thanks. 😊

please enjoy unfuckable men* sharing their takes on hot af nelly furtado at the juno awards (*full names included because public shaming mediocre men is my fave)

@ChampagneLasagn @juanbbo420 @StephaniePa4k @shesbonky “Women can be fat and ugly and still have value, though.” Said your mother last night

@juanbbo420 @mark_a_kehoe @StephaniePa4k @shesbonky Women can be fat and ugly and still have value, though.

@80s_Kidz It’s between the Skyway and the Chopper

Which one are you choosing out of this glorious bunch of bicycles?

@DonUntilImGone @shesbonky 😂

@shesbonky i wouldnt touch her with a 20 foot pole. stay mad

@StephaniePa4k @juanbbo420 @shesbonky 😂

@juanbbo420 @shesbonky *you’re.

@plebcapital Cabooculture

Caboolture, Queensland

@realRick_AUS Clearly you’re not talking with our lord and saviour this Sunday. I’ll pray for you

He/Him/Retarded

@realRick_AUS There’s so much wrong with this statement that I think you should talk to someone

Laughing at Australians that can’t afford a Tesla in’s next level CUNT Not everyone is in a position to be able to own a Tesla. It’s fucking pricks like you that make our country fucked.

@WRCPAST I loved what Eddie Jordan did to bring some pizzazz to F1, and he’s never been replaced. The stinging hornets livery is still one of my favourites. And who can forget his tie-in with Jordan? Watching her on the lollipop during a pit stop was just epic!! Pure theatre.

@mark_a_kehoe Cool. Just like putting it out there. Hear peoples opinions 👏🏻👏🏻

F1 Grid Girls F1 has enough issues but this has always been something I thought was a crazy decision. Formula 1 stopped using grid girls from the start of the 2018 season, announcing the change on January 31, 2018. Liberty Media, the sport’s owner, deemed the practice outdated, irrelevant to fans, and at odds with modern societal norms. The move, effective immediately for all 2018 Grands Prix, aimed to align with a more inclusive brand vision. I watched Moto GP last night which made a refreshing change with pure racing. The starting grid had the grid girls which was a breath of fresh air to see. I personally would prefer to see women on the grid as the alternatives in 2026 seem to be on degrading sites which will not be named. What are your thoughts on Grid Girls? Something that should remain in the past? 📷 Getty/Sutton and more 👏🏻 @Formula1 @GettyImages #gridgirls #f1

@colonelhogans “Toilet paper” - need I say more?

Australia doesn’t have a fuel supply problem. We have a selfish “Me! Me! Me!” problem!

@SimpPolice911 Ooooh look! Someone else to block 👏🏻

Imagine being excited to send your girl off to be a whore at a festival.

The interactions between the zookeeper and the otters are just too adorable.

@FurkanGozukara “Massive bombshell” erm, no. It’s day ending in Y

Massive bombshell. Trump whines on camera that Australia refused to help with his Iran war, only for the Australian Prime Minister to reveal on live TV that Washington didn't even consult them before launching the attack. The US has gone completely rogue.

@GREEKMASTER99 Very happy with the racing this season, and I’m looking forward to the racing

Going from 324 to 270kph while at full throttle just isn’t f1. Something needs to be done asap to fix this because it’ll do more harm than good

How cool! Marvellous engineering 🚂

Not often the Iranian Embassy gets tweet of the day, but well played 👏🏻

Fun fact: In cat world being the one that grooms the other one means they're the boss. In bunny world it's the other way round - the one being groomed is the boss. So they both are thinking they're the boss.

@Peter_Fitz “What did the Romans ever do for us?”

Here’s a few. You might hate them, but the electorate gave them 50 seat majority. Medicare strengthening. NACC. Aged care worker wage increases Social media ban for u/16s Tax cuts Legislating 43% emissio cuts by 2030, net zero by 2050. Student debt relief. Now, your turn.