Mark Cottenham

@MatthewStadlen Friend, yeh whatever, billy no mates

A Tory friend messages: I’m no fan of Starmer But he won a huge majority not long ago. I have never seen a more unecessary and damaging act of self-destruction. It’s like the Labour Party have a death wish and don’t actually want to be in power

@GBNEWS He’s so out of touch isn’t he

Keir Starmer blames Brexit as he 'takes responsibility' for Labour's historic local election losses gbnews.com/politics/keir-…

Yep….reform win both seats in Crowborough because you and your buddies didn’t listen to local concerns. And actively opposed them.

@GarethOW_LibDem @Andrew_WilsonUK @BBCSussex Hope you’ve enjoyed the result today, we certainly have you little weasel

@Andrew_WilsonUK @BBCSussex The only vote that counts is on May 7th when decency will win. Sorry.

The leader of Reform UK, Nigel Farage, said council tax "has to rise" during his election campaign visit in Ardingly today. More here: bbc.in/3NETbWC

@jongaunt @MatthewStadlen The blokes a massive bellend

@MatthewStadlen Are you on crack or just plain stupid Matty. What a waste of that public school education

You’ve almost got to feel a little bit sorry for Reform. All that grift and still wildly unpopular.

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

@lukejcr Have you seen labour in government? Total, Utter, Shambles ❌

Have you seen Reform in local government? Total. Utter. Shambles. ❌ A few months ago, Farage said he wished Reform “hadn’t bothered” running a struggling council. Tells you all you need to know. There’s only one party who cares. Back your local LABOUR councillors today. 🌹✅

@Ravenismeee Yep 😂

Super serious question. Do all people over 50 wake up at 5 a.m.?

@The_Forty_Four He’s going to Chelsea

🚨Andoni Iraola is SET to join Crystal Palace next season🇪🇸✍️📑 WHAT AN APPOINTMENT FOR PALACE🤯🤯🤯

@LovelyGeezer65 😂😂 brilliant Berm spot on

If Charles Hawtrey was in Carry On Hamas. 👇🏻

@owenjonesjourno @TheGreenParty You are a complete mong

Just voted for @TheGreenParty. I voted for hope - and against a political and media establishment which has ruined this country. It felt good. I highly recommend it 💚

@rachelmillward Say goodbye to the council you’ll be gone tomorrow thank god

"The Green Party is the only party that can make housing work for communities because we've only got two vested interests - people and planet" - Rachel Millward Vote Green on May 7th for affordable housing. 💚

@louderry Less pubs left to close now that’s why it’s slowing

Down from 4 per day in 2017.

@chrismhowells FAFO, don’t go around stabbing people and you won’t get kicked in the head simple

Those officers should Instantly lose their jobs and pensions for this. Kicking a defenceless man in the head, several times, with steel toe cap boots on?? That’s Serious Assault for any other member of the public. There was no need for this whatsoever.

@CllrBean @JamesPGoddard90 He was on the boat saw it all 🙄

@JamesPGoddard90 Did you carry out the post-mortem?

🚨FAKE NEWS SLOP ALERT🚨 The two women who died attempting to cross the channel were not beaten or raped nor where they thrown overboard They died after being crushed on the migrant dinghy. Their bodies were found in the dinghy which had washed ashore

@RossPlayle It’s so staged you moron

There is something really quite humbling about the UK political system from this. You wouldn’t catch many world leader doing the same.

@fesshole Things that didn’t happen part 459 😏

I have genuinely learnt how to cheat at gambling. I do something called Courtsiding/pitchsiding I target events where bookies don't have live info so there's a delay long enough for me to place a bet on something that's happened before the online books update. Changed my life

@owenjonesjourno Was it you who confronted him then ?

You mean he was confronted by a vile, jumped-up little thug.

@fesshole So you pay £500 every time he forwards your mail, so if he forwards it once a month that’s £6000 a year, Not really worked that out have you, Plus this is utter bollocks anyway, doesn’t happen does it

Started a new job working remotely as a field technician. Advert gave 6k a year more if you lived in London. Gave my mates home address and pay him £500 to forward the mail every time it comes. Live up north

@LeeAndersonMP_ @ejames500 The system is broken 😞

Just throwing this one out there as I was asked this question earlier today. A couple both working with a combined income of £50,000 would pay £11,500 a year in income tax and national insurance, Another couple receiving £50,000 in benefits including Universal Credit, Personal Independent Payment, Housing Benefit, Income Support and Child Benefit would pay no income tax or national insurance, keeping the full £50,000. Should the non-working couple on £50,000 a year pay the same amount of income tax and national insurance as the working couple? Please leave a comment below.