Mark Hazell

@FootballCliches if Daffy Duck and Porky Pig were the least appropriate entrants to take on Chris Sutton at predictions, surely this week’s guest (Embrace bassist Steve Firth) is right back in the sweet spot?

@NickMiller79 @norcrosscricket @tickerscricket @danielgallan On the recent Kate Winslet episode of Off Menu podcast, she refers to a female family friend who is a jazz musician called Chris Gale #cricketersnamesinthings

🏏NEW CRICKET CLICHES POD @norcrosscricket, @tickerscricket, @danielgallan & I on: 🏏Where a big hundred becomes a daddy 🏏Amidships, & other coy euphemisms 🏏Useful/handy/vital runs 🏏Tricky little sessions pod.fo/e/364961

Long shot on here but MISSING CAT! My main man, Abdi, is MIA. If anyone on here is around Norton, Graves Park or Jordanthorpe in Sheffield and sees the big man, please give me a shout. (Put him next to dogs here for scale, but they are also very worried about him).

@teddypayne23 @FFScout Seconded. Such a bizarre decision

@FFScout can you explain Minteh's assist? didn't even touch the ball

❌ NO BOWEN ASSIST Here's why... 👀 At first glance, it looked like Bowen’s attempt had been saved by Nick Pope, and Tomas Soucek had merely fired in the rebound. 👍 That would have earned Bowen a Fantasy assist. 👉 However, Opta decided that there were two shots from a sliding Soucek; the first one saved by Pope, before the Czech bundled it over the line. 👎 So, no assist for Bowen.

@philhaigh_ Few good Potters around anorl hahaha

147 points to Gryffindor!

@FootballCliches Laura Davies just described the Augusta crowd as “the 15th club in the bag” for Bryson DeChambeau

@waltonyeah @MatPhillips1985 @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @NickMiller79 Had exactly the same thought

@MatPhillips1985 @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @NickMiller79 Can't believe that followed straight on from the Pointless talk and wasn't picked up on

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@FootballCliches Andy Robertson and Henrik Larsson lining up next to each other at the European Indoor Championships 60m this evening #footballersnamesinthings

@FootballCliches can you ‘fire in a peach’ like the commentator said for Janelt’s goal yesterday? Sounded weird but not sure why.

@jonnyhardy7 @swfc @FootballCliches In arrears suggests we owe the goals back somehow. Like they somehow lent us two goals and we started paying them back.

@mark_hazell @swfc @FootballCliches 2 goals in arrears, get one back we're 1 goal in arrears

80' Goal for the Owls! Musaba rounds the keeper from close range and halves the arrears 🟢2-1🦉 #swfc

@FootballCliches is “underdog” the only status that can be “relished”? And are there any underdogs that don’t “relish” their status?

@sidlowe Hi Sid - wondered if you would have chance to come back on this as we go next month. We’re staying in Ribadsella but have a few days to travel about so would very much welcome any recommended places to eat or see. Thanks in advance.

@mark_hazell Yes! Magic. Remind me in a few days, if I haven’t come back to you

@sidlowe Hola Sid. I’m planning a road trip around northern Spain next summer including a stop on the coast near Oviedo. Wondered if you had any tips on areas to stay or places to eat/drink. Muchas gracias!

@Ben_Wisden @SaoirsedT Yeah I thought that after posting. Might also be too late once the batter had realised that the umpire hadn’t signalled too, and a dead ball.

@mark_hazell @SaoirsedT Would be great if that happened. Could Afghanistan then choose not to review?

This full toss wasn’t called a no ball in the final over of a game Sri Lanka lost to Afghanistan by three runs just now. Kamindu Mendis tried to review, but DRS for non-wickets isn’t available in international cricket yet. It probably should be

@Ben_Wisden @SaoirsedT Could he have just trodden on his stumps after it wasn’t given? Trigger a review because it was a wicket.

@SaoirsedT Not allowed. Apart from foot position, which is checked for every ball, umpires can only review no balls when a wicket has fallen

@FootballCliches the snooker commentator said earlier that snooker players rarely bring their ‘A game’ because that would be just potting everything. Always struck me as being something said about any good performance rather than being a performance so good it never happens?

@sidlowe Polite reminder for this if you do get chance, thanks!

@sidlowe Thanks, will do but no rush!

@piccavey Hi Molly - do you happen to know if there will be flights from London to Granada next year? Vueling don’t seem to have updated their schedule as far as I can see. Gracias!