I gotta hand it to @dunkindonuts. No matter how easy and uncomplicated I make my food order, they get it wrong every single time. Absolute generational run of messed up orders.
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Mark Duranceau
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Mark Duranceau
@markduranceau
TESD 🐜, Podcast Junkie, Animal Lover, Television, Movie, and Pop Culture Afficionado, Coheed And Cambria, Green Bay Packers
Hemet, CA Katılım Ekim 2010
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Mark Duranceau retweetledi
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"Ensconced in the bottom of this electronic missive, lies information compressed in the deceptively small body of an icon. There, dear reader, you will find the treasures I speak of."
Simons@Simon_Ingari
Stop using "please find attached" in your emails.
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Mark Duranceau retweetledi
Dads returning to their families after football season ends tonight
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@JeffSherbekow @TVLine I’m about ready to mute them. Has to be some kind of bug. Otherwise, wtf
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@TVLine Please keep reposting the same various stories nonstop several times EACH effing hour (sarcasm)
What the heck are you dong?
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Car Self Parking is the key to dealing with Karen’s trying to claim the spot!
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Heartbreaking. #Broncos QB Bo Nix’s playoffs are over. He’s having surgery to repair a broken ankle, coach Sean Payton announced.
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At what point are the Packers going to run out of players? The injuries this year are beyond ridiculous.
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Every RT is a Pro Bowl Vote ⤵️
Javon Bullard
Edgerrin Cooper
Rashan Gary
Isaiah McDuffie
Xavier McKinney
Keisean Nixon
Micah Parsons
Carrington Valentine
Quay Walker
Evan Williams
Colby Wooden
Devonte Wyatt
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@elonmusk I would love a "hey grok" or "hey Ara" etc. type of function similar to "hey siri" that would auto reply with voice so that I can ask questions without picking up my phone and opening the app.
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@packers @SargentoCheese Kraft is gonna be my next Jersey buy. Love this dude more and more every week
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@soulmeaning Thank You! The tattoo was done by Kim Saigh as part of the show LA Ink back in 2008. Unfortunately I was nervous and a terrible interviewee (I’m assuming) so my segment that was filmed never made the cut but I can be seen in an episode for a few seconds, haha.
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wow, this is so cool!! That gargoyle tattoo is great and the animation is amazing!
Mark Duranceau@markduranceau
Brought my tattoo to life thanks to Grok Imagine
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Mark Duranceau retweetledi
Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room
*@soiled_plants2
can everyone give me a hack for getting energy quick that isn’t caffeine, isn’t a nap, isn’t working out, isn’t a snack, and isn’t drugs
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KEY ENTITY EXTRACTION VII: YUKO THE TRIVIAL (Official Lyric Video)
youtu.be/0Wk_jtkRx9A?si…
YouTube
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