Mark English

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Brain test 98% failed

@lukeevangelist_ 💯

If Bucky McMillan isn’t the front runner for SEC Coach of the Year at this point, then just abolish the award. Last P5 head coach hired. Picked to finish 13th in the SEC. Mackenzie Mgbako is out for the year. Texas A&M is 9-5 and in sole possession of 5th place in the SEC 🔥

@CallumE307 @BarstoolTexasAM At least they’re honest about being #2 in pretty much everything: age, size, SEC rank. That’s why they hold up 2 fingers.

@BarstoolTexasAM Crazy how much they’ve copied: - Texas Fight? A response to Farmers Fight. - Gig ’Em since the ’30s, Hook ’Em came in the ’50s. - Tower lighting? Decades after Bonfire. - Their cannon? Years after A&M’s was firing."

There can only be one flagship cult

@Travis_L_Brown “Bout time” says our last 6 QB’s (all in the last 2 years).

Offensive line coach Steve Addazio, assistant Dameyune Craig, OC Bobby Petrino will not return to Texas A&M football coaching staff theeagle.com/sports/college…

@BrentZwerneman And, none of those 3 SEC teams beat us with their second string quarterback. Doesn’t mean we don’t need to change protection of our QB tho.

Why I believe Jimbo Fisher will be back in 2024 (three losses to ranked teams by one score, favorable ‘24 sked):

@SSN_TAMU I’ve decide Buzz is paying goofball Lenardi to keep A&M suppressed and ticked off. No logical explanation otherwise.

I can appreciate that our out of conference record was/is abysmal. HOWEVER. 9-2 in conference having swept Florida and Auburn? At some point, the product on the floor has to count for something.

@frsteverice You gotta have The Light to see the Truth. Thus General Electric Power Company has worked for me.

@DarrylBruffett Rumors have it that she’s just looking for a Tusk. But Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around like an Albatross with these pictures of chicks.

‘Stevie Nicks’ figured out where the screwdriver draw is. Now the question is can she learn the difference between a Flat, Phillips, or Torx 🪛? 🤣

@CentralBCS Take August and give me 2 months of October any time.

@KayNaegeli Based on the wording of the text, it seems like folks, when approaching Texas & University should be All Gas & No Brakes, right?

It’s that time of year again: PLEASE DO NOT STOP WHEN TURNING ONTO TEXAS FROM UNIVERSITY

@AndrewMcClung_ Oops I did it again?

Hear me out: imagine if kickers had walkout songs or entrance songs on field goals like closers and batters do in baseball 👀

@BethMooreLPM It looks like the lack of jelly has not gone over Grape. In fact it hasn’t Aged well at all. But, the Puns are awesome, Beth. Who knew you didn’t have to be a Dad to Squeeze them out?

Some of y’all might as well know you won’t be getting any grape jelly from me for Christmas. And don’t whine to me if you’re crushed about it either.

@CFBONFOX Look up Texas A&M Red White & Blue. . .& understand this was created by students just days after 9/11. Question answered. Next topic…

Which school has the best student section in college football? 🏟🤔

@DarrylBruffett I’m guessing the song: Turn Out The Lights, The Party’s Over isn’t sung much up there in summer?

Lori and I are on the KBTX Alaska Tour and Cruise. We left College Station at 10:45. It is now 7:30 in Anchorage (10:30 central) and the sun is still shining bright. Got 16 viewers on this tour and Julia Scammell from Holiday Vacations is breaking down tomorrow’s busy day!

@DarrylBruffett @WilsonKBTX Job well done, Big John. Best of Luck in your new adventure. You’ll be missed.

Been fortunate to work with some very talented folks at KBTX and hate to see @WilsonKBTX leave us after 18 years! kbtx.com/2022/07/02/joh… Good luck Johnny!

@BrentZwerneman @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham Well, at least he did yell: "FORE!"

Bona fide inquiry and response from @junior_miller and @GeorgeDunham this morn, and the proof is on the pavement: JM: Do we just have very poor driver’s education in this country? GD: It’s gotten worse. JM: Do we just rubberstamp a driver’s license and that’s it? GD: Yes.

@rcb05 Gold

When the Spring Game has you twisted in knots over whether the offense is bad or the defense is great:

@LateKickJosh Imagine your bracket not having the team that Beat Arkansas—TWICE in it. . .Gig ‘em Aggies!

Imagine your bracket not having Arkansas in the Elite 8. Couldn’t be me.

@rcb05 Can’t believe how many checks your plan got today. I love a good optimist.

No better way to kick back and relax during the bye week than an in-depth hypothetical breakdown of your 2-loss team’s path to the College Football Playoff. goodbullhunting.com/2021/10/28/227…

@Coach_TPrice @BigGreenEgg Those are looking might good. We gotta get you a rib rack where you can get more on there to feed those hungry boys.

🔥Smoking💨 some ribs 🍖 on the @BigGreenEgg for the #Dlinecookout. #GigEm