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A UFC fighter with crows on his face
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Katherine Mangu-Ward@kmanguward·
Cash is good, reporting cash transactions to the feds is bad
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@Devon_Eriksen_ of course, a therapist will likely help you feel better about being a communist
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Devon Eriksen
Devon Eriksen@Devon_Eriksen_·
Are you a Silicon Valley super-magnate with a billion-dollar fortune, or appreciable fraction thereof? Were you born into the investor class, with red-carpet access to Ivy League universities, and plenty of family and social circle seed money to build your business once you graduated? Did learn entrepreneurship and business management at your parents' knee from the moment you understood the concept? Do you feel a vague sense of existential guilt because you realize that the world is full of talented people who didn't get the chances you got? DO. NOT. ADVOCATE. COMMUNISM. Instead, see a therapist. You could also endow some charities and scholarship funds and stuff, but most importantly, see a therapist. Your vague existential guilt is not a call to change society. It is just your personal problem, one of the only personal problems you have. It's a problem that exists in your head, so you must solve it in your head, not by ruining your entire civilization just so you can feel like you are "doing something". The problem of lack of opportunities for talented members of the underclass has always existed (ask me how I know), and you are not going to solve it just by thinking about laws for five minutes. It ain't that fucking easy. Solving society's "forever problems" is not as simple as building a profitable website in an office in San Mateo. Typically the only thing that permanently removes a problem from the human experience is a new piece of technology. Not a new political philosophy. And especially not an old, failed one. Communism does not level the playing field. It sets the playing field on fire, and removes the ball. And the middle class are not chess pieces for you to move around so you can solve your emotional problems. You should not be ashamed of having hundreds of millions of dollars. Instead, you should be ashamed of being a fucking communist in 2023. In 1845, there was plenty of excuse for being a communist. They didn't know any better. They had no idea how terribly everything would go wrong, how high the mountains of corpses would be stacked. In 2023, you have to be a lunatic. What kind of person looks at 100+ years of mass slaughter, torture, rape, starvation, and brutal totalitarian regimes, and says "yeah, but maybe we could try just a little bit of that, and see how it goes?" We've seen how it goes. It goes straight to hell, without the luxury of a handbasket. The experiments are over, and the results are in. The middle class, and the Trumpenproletariat, knows that. They know perfectly well that communist ideas will be sold under a banner of "soak the rich", but weaponized against them, instead. Do you think I am being rude to you? Do you feel like that's off limits? It's not, and that's the whole point. For you, this is a genteel discussion of hypotheticals. For Middle America, it's an existential threat. That's why some of y'all are getting sent pictures of your front doors. Because people who live in a double-wide just outside of Topeka, Kansas have a far better grasp of the ground truth of the early 21st century than you do, and they are trying to tell you that the days of genteel discussion of hypotheticals are over, at least for a while. Because while you putter around with abstract ideas to make society more fair, they are struggling to survive, wondering if their nation can be saved, and trying to think of ways to do so without resorting to a civil war that would rapidly turn into a Rwandan style machete party. I don't want that. You don't want that. Even they don't want that. But if you keep doing this bullshit right here, we are all going to run out of alternatives. So will you please, for the sake of your nation, your civilization, and your families and children, please stop maxxing charisma and intelligence, and start putting some experience points into wisdom?
Devon Eriksen@Devon_Eriksen_

Emmett, Emmett, Emmett. I'm not "accusing you of socialism". I'm pointing out that you just articulated the single most Bolshevik idea ever suggested since an unemployed German intellectual, living off das kapital gains, wrote a book demanding that all investors should be murdered during a mass armed robbery. This your idea: Every family farm, seized by the state. Every family business, seized by the state. Every family home, seized by the state. Serving the greater XXXX County area since 19XX? Not anymore, seized by the state. Dad's rifle collection, seized by the state. Grandma's wedding ring, seized by the state. Every single person's life work and legacy, seized by the state. You just seriously suggested that all society's wealth, every last scrap of it, flow not from generation to generation, but to the almighty state. You have NO idea what would happen if this was tried or even suggested in the halls of legislature with any seriousness. Nah, you just said to yourself, "Hey, I built a video game streaming website, how difficult could restructuring of all human society to run counter to its most basic biological drives be?", and you actually opened your mouth and seriously suggested giving the state 100% of everything, and making it everyone's parent. Just another function for them to handle while they're not busy bombing the third world to pad Raytheon's bottom line, surreptitiously dosing Americans with LSD, or setting fire to churches full of children. What could possibly go wrong? Look, since those of us who didn't max out charisma and use wisdom as a dump stat are a little bit tired of playing Statist Whack-A-Mole, where you come with insane apocalyptic suggestions for implementing totalitarianism at a faster rate than we can point out their downside potential, I'm going to put the burden of proof where it belongs... on you. Prove this wouldn't end in disaster. Prove you can make this work as a voluntary program, before we allow you to even suggest it as the law of the land. The internet estimates your net worth at $100 million. That should be enough get started. Buy a huge chunk of land somewhere and build a city. Allow people to voluntarily come and live in it, and to voluntarily leave at any time, under the condition, that if they die there, you will inherit everything they own and redistribute it to a bunch of strangers' kids. Run this city for five generations, not only without going broke or turning into a bloodbath or a ghost town, but with a clear history of outperforming free markets in the arenas of wealth building and technological growth. Go for it. Put some skin in the game, instead of just sitting on the sidelines and using your wealth and fame to promote insane and terrifying ideas for destroying the lives of us ordinary people who are just trying to scrape together enough to play the bills and get by. I tried to tell myself to be nice. I really tried. But you are sitting there casually suggesting dystopian nightmare scenarios with the puppyish enthusiasm of an out-of-touch elitist who truly thinks he can move the peasants around like chess pieces and they won't, you know, get mad or anything. This is people's lives you are talking about. Their legacy. Their entire life's work. Literally. And you have just proposed taking it away from them at gunpoint, and are now wondering why the response was so mean. You are completely unprepared for the hell you would unleash if this idea were taken seriously by the political class. Does it seem to you like I am speaking dramatically? I hope so. Because I am trying to impress upon you that this is not a game. These people you are proposing to rob are actual people. They have hopes, dreams, ambitions, inner lives, friends, families. They are not here for your amusement. Or to run little experiments with. I hope you are just an autism-adjacent smart guy who lived in life in a wealth bubble and used wisdom as a dump stat, rather than an actual sociopath. But, for your own sake, I am asking you to try to imagine how you sound when you casually suggest destroying millions of people's lives, then play the victim when the response is a slightly mean tweet. If being called clueless and out of touch hurts your feelings, imagine how other people feel when they've worked all their lives to create something for their kids, and you propose to take that away from them, to take it away from their children? At gunpoint? What do you seriously think Middle America would DO if that actually happened?

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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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@MartinSignoux How about discussing the financial and investment aspects of AI, and how it appears that there may not be enough money to buy all the data centers, GPUs, etc, they say they need?
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Martin Signoux@MartinSignoux·
What's your top 3 ? What did I miss ? END 13/13
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III) So long LLMs, hello LMMs Large Multimodal Models (LMMs) will keep emerging and oust LLMs in the debate; multimodal evaluation, multimodal safety, multimodal this, multimodal that. Plus, LMMs are a stepping stone towards truly general AI-assistant. 5/n
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lol Abbie Hoffman's 1970 book can't be borrowed
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Physics In History
Physics In History@PhysInHistory·
John Bardeen is the only person to have won the Nobel Prize in Physics twice. First (1956) → for the invention of the transistor, along with William Shockley and Walter Brattain. Second (1972) → for the development of the theory of superconductivity, known as the BCS theory, shared with Leon Cooper and Robert Schrieffer
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@NolteNC message from the future: They were very badly wrong and it was another human hysteria.
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John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte
John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte@NolteNC·
Hey, the alarmists won the Coronavirus war. The economy is shut down. Congrats. Now we’re gunna look at the math. Either you’re right and at least 500K Americans die between now and the end of the year, which your experts told us is BEST CASE, even with Draconian measures, or...
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August 6, 1945 - Hiroshima
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Stewart Brand
Stewart Brand@stewartbrand·
The Bitter Lesson is that using AI to help run organizations may recapitulate what happened with AIs playing chess and go. Human-taught AIs were trounced at chess and go by AIs that taught themselves—without the hindrance of human instruction.
Ethan Mollick@emollick

Right now, AI adoption in organizations is constrained by the need to figure out how to integrate AI with the complex & often poorly-understood processes inside companies But ChatGPT agent suggests that The Bitter Lesson of AI may come for real work, too. open.substack.com/pub/oneusefult…

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